Attorney Ad – SNL
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Attorney Ad – SNL


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>>HI. I’M LISA BRODERICK.
>>I’M JEREMY GANTZ.>>HAVE YOU BEEN INJURED IN AN
ACCIDENT, TALK TO US. WE’LL GET YOU THE MONEY YOU
DESERVE.>>AFTER MY ACCIDENT,
JEREMY GANTZ GOT ME A SETTLEMENT JEREMY GANZ GOT ME A SETTLEMENT
OF $6,000.>>LISA BRODERICK GOT ME
$1.7 MILLION.>>THANKS TO LISA BRODERICK, WE
WERE AWARDED $2 MILLION.>>WAIT.
THOSE GUYS GOT HOW MUCH?>>WE’VE GOT YOUR BACK.
I’M LISA BRODERICK. I HAVE 14 YEARS OF LAW
EXPERIENCE, AND I GRADUATED TOP OF MY CLASS AT YALE.
>>AND I AM ALSO A LAWYER.>>I BURNED MY TONGUE ON HOT
COFFEE. THANKS TO LISA BRODERICK, I
DON’T HAVE TO WORK ANYMORE.>>BILL SPRAINED HIS ANKLE AT
THE MALL.>>NOW WE’RE SET FOR LIFE.
>>A CEMENT TRUCK CRASHED INTO MY LIVING ROOM AND DUMPED CEMENT
ALL OVER ME. I WAS TRAPPED IN CONCRETE FOR
THREE DAYS BEFORE FIREMEN COULD CHISEL ME OUT.
NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT, $6,000 SEEMS PRETTY LIGHT GIVEN
THE SEVERITY OF THIS ACCIDENT. I’M NOT SURE GANZ DID A GOOD
JOB HERE.>>AS A LAWYER, I LOVE HAVING A
PERSONAL CONNECTION WITH MY CLIENTS.
>>MY FAVORITE PART ABOUT BEING IS LAWYER IS THAT THERE IS A
REAL LIVE POLICEMAN IN THE COURTROOM.
YOU CAN’T TOUCH HIS GUN, BUT YOU CAN SEE IT.
>>HE DID TOUCH HIS GUN. AND IT DEFINITELY AFFECTED THE
CASE.>>LISA WAS SMART, PROFESSIONAL
AND ANSWERED ALL MY QUESTIONS.>>LISA CAME TO OUR HOME EVERY
DAY AND DROVE US TO THE COURTHOUSE.
>>GANZ SHOWED UP TO COURT AN HOUR LATE, WEARING TWO DIFFERENT
NEW BALANCE SNEAKERS. AT ONE POINT I’M PRETTY SURE HE
CALLED ME “YOUR HONOR.”>>YOU KNOW, PEOPLE ALWAYS ASK
US HOW IN GOD’S NAME DID YOU BECOME PARTNERS?
>>WELL, I FIRST MET JEREMY GANZ WHEN HE GENEROUSLY
GAVE MY FATHER HIS KIDNEY.>>AND THEN SHE HIRED ME WHEN I
GAVE HER HUSBAND MY OTHER KIDNEY.
>>THE GUY IS WALKING AROUND WITH NO KIDNEYS?
THAT EXPLAINS WHY HE KEPT GOING CROSS-EYED AND BLACKING OUT.
>>I GUESS YOU COULD SAY LISA WAS A BULLDOG IN THE
COURTROOM.>>ONE TIME AFTER HE BLACKED
OUT, I HAD TO PRESENT MY OWN EVIDENCE.
I HAD VIDEO OF THE CRASH. WHEN I SHOWED IT IN COURT, GANZ
HAD RECORDED IT WITH “NAKED AND AFRAID.”
>>WHEN BRODERICK GAVE HER CLOSING ARGUMENT THE JUDGE AND
JURY ACTUALLY APPLAUDED.>>AFTER MINE WAS OVER GANZ
FOLLOWED ME BACK TO MY HOTEL AND ASKED TO BORROW FIVE OF MY
$6,000. WHEN I SAID, “NO,” HE LOCKED
HIMSELF IN MY BATHROOM AND CALLED SQUATTERS’ RIGHTS.
I HAD TO HIRE ANOTHER LAWYER TO EVICT HIM.
I AM IN SO MUCH DEBT RIGHT NOW.>>BRODERICK AND GANZ WILL NEVER
STOP FIGHTING — FOR YOU.>>THAT’S RIGHT.
AND OH, NO, I’M BLACKING OUT! ♪♪♪
>>THANKS, BRODERICK AND GANZ.>>THIS ISN’T THE NUMBER HE GAVE
ME. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

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