Can You Love the Constitution If You Can’t Read It?
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Can You Love the Constitution If You Can’t Read It?


LET’S GET STRAIGHT INTO
THE HEAD LINES. THE BAD NEWS KEEPS PILING ON FOR
PRESIDENT TRUMP. AS YOU KNOW, HE’S IN THE MIDDLE
OF AN IMPEACHMENT TRIAL. WELL, NOW A NEW WHITE HOUSE
TELL-ALL BOOK DETAILS YET ANOTHER EMBARRASSING INCIDENT. WHILE TAKING PART IN A NEW
DOCUMENTARY, TRUMP REPORTEDLY STRUGGLED SO MUCH TO READ A
PASSAGE FROM THE CONSTITUTION THAT HE GREW FRUSTRATED AND
BLAMED NEARBY STAFF. HE WAS LIKE, “I CAN’T FIND
WALDO! WHERE IS WALDO?!”
IN TRUMP’S DEFENSE, THE PRESIDENTIAL OATH OF OFFICE SAYS
HE WILL “PRESERVE, PROTECT, AND DEFEND THE CONSTITUTION.” THERE’S NOTHING IN THERE ABOUT
BEING ABLE TO READ IT. THIS IS TRUE, AT ONE POINT,
TRUMP LASHED OUT ABOUT THE WORDING OF THE CONSTITUTION AND
SAID IT WAS LIKE A, “FOREIGN LANGUAGE” TO HIM. AND HIS STAFF WERE LIKE
“HM, WE KNOW.” HERE WAS A CRAZY STORY THAT WE
SAW. HERE WAS A CRAZY STORY THAT WE
SAW. A MAN IN CHINA ENDED UP NEEDING
EMERGENCY SURGERY AFTER HE TOOK MATTERS IN HIS OWN HANDS AND
TRIED TO CURE HIS CONSTIPATION BY SWALLOWING LIVE EELS. THE EELS HAD TO BE SURGICALLY
REMOVED. SEE, THIS IS WHY YOU CAN’T TRUST
WebMD. NOW I’M SUPPLIES SURPRISED IT
DIDN’T WORK, BECAUSE SWALLOWING A LIVE EEL WOULD DEFINITELY
SCARE THE (BLEEP) OUT OF ME. A LIVE EEL WOULD DEFINITELY
SCARE THE (BLEEP) OUT OF ME. THEY CAN MAKE INK BECOME
INVISIBLE.>>THE COLOR CAN BE INSTANTLY
TURNED OFF.>>THE LASER PENETRATES AND
RENDERS THE COLOR COLORLESS.>>James: IT’S LIKE A
TEMPORARY TATTOO BUT WAY MORE PAINFUL. YOU CAN SUPPORT YOUR FAVORITE
FOOBLGHT TEAM UNTIL THEY LOSE AND THEN YOU’RE JUST LIKE WHAT,
GREEN BAY, NO, NEVER LIKED ‘EM, NEVER LIKED ‘EM! TATTOOS THAT CAN BE TURNED ON
AND OFF. I DON’T KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD
IDEA. I MEAN IT’S KIND OF DISTURBING
TO SEE SOMEONE YOU’RE USED TO SEEING WITH TATTOOS SUDDENLY NOT
HAVE THEM. FOR EXAMPLE, THIS IS POST MALONE
WITH HIS SIGNATURE FACE TATTOOS AND HERE HE IS WITH HIS FACE
TURNED OFF. CHILLING.

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