Chappelle’s Show – The Wayne Brady Show – Uncensored
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Chappelle’s Show – The Wayne Brady Show – Uncensored


– DAVE, I GOT TO TELL YOU, MAN, I’M REALLY HAPPY
TO BE HANGING OUT WITH YOU. THIS IS NICE. – OH, MAN,
IT’S JUST BEEN GREAT, MAN. – WELL, SAME HERE, MAN. YOU BUSY WITH YOUR SHOW.
I GOT MY STUFF. THIS IS REALLY COOL. – YEAH, MAN, YOU SEE,
THAT’S THE THING WITH BLACK ACTORS, MAN. WE NEED TO JUST UNIFY.
WE CAN’T JUST BE OUT LIKE– – EXACTLY. – HEY, HOLD UP, WAYNE,
I THINK YOU PASSED OUR TURN. THE RESTAURANT’S
BACK THAT WAY. – NAH, THAT’S ALL RIGHT. RELAX. – WHAT, YOU GOING
TO GET SOME WEED? – [laughs]
NO. – YOU GONNA GET SOME WEED,
HOLLA AT YOUR BOY. I KNOW THE SPOT. – HOLD ON.
– ALL RIGHT. – THERE HE IS. BREAK YOURSELF, FOOL! – AWW, (BLEEP),
IT’S WAYNE BRADY, SON! [gunfire] – OH! OH! WHAT THE (BLEEP) YOU DOING? – RIVERSIDE, MOTHA(BLEEP)! – GODDAMN! – [cackles] – WHAT THE (BLEEP)
ARE YOU DOING? – DAVE, CALM DOWN. – WHAT YOU MEAN, CALM DOWN?
YOU JUST– – DAVE, RELAX.
– YOU JUST SHOT PEOPLE, WAYNE! – DAVE, DAVE.
– THOSE WERE PEOPLE YOU SHOT! GODDAMN, MAN, YOU GOT
A DAYTIME EMMY, NIGGA. YOU AIN’T SUPPOSED TO BE
DOIN’ (BLEEP) LIKE THIS. – DAVE, YOU MAKING ME NERVOUS. YOU MAKING ME THINK
THAT YOU GONNA SNITCH. NOW, YOU’RE NOT GONNA
SNITCH, RIGHT? – NO, MAN, COME ON, NOW,
I AIN’T NO SNITCH. – NOW, YOU SURE
YOU’RE NOT GONNA SNITCH? – IT’S ME, NIGGA,
IT’S DAVE, BABY. – MOTHER(BLEEP),
YOU GONNA SNITCH ON ME? – YO, NIGGA, COME ON.
IT’S ME, IT’S DAVE. WE BLACK ACTORS, MAN,
WE GOT TO STICK TOGETHER. WE BLACK ACTORS.
I AIN’T GONNA SNITCH ON YOU. COME ON, IT’S ME, BABY.
IT’S DAVE. IT’S DAVE CHAPPELLE.
IT’S YOUR BOY. – OKAY.
SORRY, MAN. – I GOT TO GET
SOME MONEY, MAN. I GOT TO GO TO THE ATM.
I DON’T HAVE NO MONEY. – I’LL GET SOME MONEY. ALL RIGHT,
RIGHT HERE. – WHERE’S THE ATM AT? – WE AT IT. HEY! [car horn plays
“La Cucaracha”] – HEY, DADDY. – HOES, DAVE. DAVE, HOES. – GOOD EVENING, BITCHES. – WE DID GOOD TONIGHT. – THAT’S WHAT I LIKE TO HEAR. THAT’S–
OH, THAT’S NICE. HEY, BABY! THANK YOU. ALL RIGHT,
MORE POWER TO ME. [laughs]
ALL RIGHT, THANK YOU, BABY. OH–OH, RAQUEL,
WHAT’S THIS? MR. FRANKLIN’S LONELY. HE’S–
THERE’S ONLY– – SORRY, DADDY. – WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
“SORRY, DADDY?” WHAT THE HELL DID– IS WAYNE BRADY
GONNA HAVE TO CHOKE A BITCH? I’M GONNA HAVE TO GET OUT
OF THIS CAR AND CHOKE– I’M NOT VIOLENT.
I TRY NOT TO BE. I’M A–
YOU KNOW WHAT? – WAYNE, COME ON, MAN.
COME ON, WAYNE. – NO, NO, NO, I’M GONNA
GET OUTTA THIS CAR RIGHT NOW. – COME ON, WILL YOU PLEASE–
PLEASE, MAN? COME ON, JUST–
JUST LET IT SLIDE. – [exhales] YOU BETTER THANK
DAVE CHAPPELLE. GO AHEAD. – THANK YOU, DAVE,
AND I LIKE YOUR SHOW. – RUN, BITCH!
RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! GET SOME HELP! I’M JUST PLAYING AROUND.
YOU KNOW.

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