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    Trump Could Face Articles of Impeachment by Halloween

    -Guys, I’m very pumped about this. Billie Eilish is my guest tonight. [ Cheers and applause ] Billie — Billie is incredible. She just 17 years old, and she’s about to go on a world tour. Meanwhile, when I was 17, I was touring a fake I.D. around every 7-Eleven. [ Laughter ] “Can I get some…” [ Laughter ] Guys, this is our final live show this week, and I just want to thank our incredible staff for all their hard work. Thank you, guys, very much. [ Cheers and applause ] I also want to thank President Trump for making everyone’s job a lot easier. Let’s get to…