• Universal Studios Hollywood Kids Free Television Commercial (2001)
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    Universal Studios Hollywood Kids Free Television Commercial (2001)

    >>Announcer: Are you ready? (kids cheering)>>Announcer: Countdown the Universal Studios Hollywood six new attractions>>Kids yelling: 6>>Announcer: The new Mummy Returns Chamber of Doom.>>kids yelling: 5>>Announcer: New Animal Planet Live,>>kids yelling: 4>>Announcer: An all-new JAWS,>>kids yelling: 3 New Jurassic Park 3 Summers Splash,>>kids yelling: 2 New live Shrek show,>>kids yelling: 1 The new Nickelodeon Blast Zone. And now through July 31st kids get in free, (kids chanting “free, free, free”) only at Universal Studios Hollywood.

  • GOP-Controlled Senate Finds Trump Not Guilty, But Mitt Romney Honors His Oath And Votes To Convict
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    GOP-Controlled Senate Finds Trump Not Guilty, But Mitt Romney Honors His Oath And Votes To Convict

    WELCOME, ONE AND ALL. PLEASE HAVE A SEAT. FOLKS, WELCOME ONE AND ALL, IN HERE, OUT THERE, ALL AROUND THE WORLD TO “THE L “THE LATE SHOW.” IN THE I’M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT. LET’S GET RIGHT TO IT. THE BIG STORY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT: A COYOTE AND A BADGER ARE FRIENDS! LOOK, HE’S SAYING, “COME ON, BUDDY, LET’S GO!” AND THEY’RE OFF ON AN ADVENTURE! THEY’RE TEAMING UP TO FINALLY TAKE DOWN THAT ROAD RUNNER– UNLESS THE ROAD RUNNER ALSO HA MADE A FRIEND. MAYBE IT’S A POSSUM. DOESN’T THAT WARM YOUR HEART A LITTLE BIT? IF THOSE TWO ANIMALS CAN GET ALONG, MAYBE WE AS AMERICANS, DESPITE…

  • Can You Love the Constitution If You Can’t Read It?
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    Can You Love the Constitution If You Can’t Read It?

    LET’S GET STRAIGHT INTO THE HEAD LINES. THE BAD NEWS KEEPS PILING ON FOR PRESIDENT TRUMP. AS YOU KNOW, HE’S IN THE MIDDLE OF AN IMPEACHMENT TRIAL. WELL, NOW A NEW WHITE HOUSE TELL-ALL BOOK DETAILS YET ANOTHER EMBARRASSING INCIDENT. WHILE TAKING PART IN A NEW DOCUMENTARY, TRUMP REPORTEDLY STRUGGLED SO MUCH TO READ A PASSAGE FROM THE CONSTITUTION THAT HE GREW FRUSTRATED AND BLAMED NEARBY STAFF. HE WAS LIKE, “I CAN’T FIND WALDO! WHERE IS WALDO?!” IN TRUMP’S DEFENSE, THE PRESIDENTIAL OATH OF OFFICE SAYS HE WILL “PRESERVE, PROTECT, AND DEFEND THE CONSTITUTION.” THERE’S NOTHING IN THERE ABOUT BEING ABLE TO READ IT. THIS IS TRUE, AT ONE POINT,…

  • E.T. Commercial – A Holiday Reunion Xfinity 2019
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    E.T. Commercial – A Holiday Reunion Xfinity 2019

    music: E.T. theme (kids playing in the distance) (sfx: footsteps in snow) (sfx: electrical outtage) (sfx: dogs barking in the distance) music: E.T. theme (sfx: toy train and toy fire engine) (sfx: electrical outtage) sfx: wooden gate opening kids: screaming E.T. Screaming>>E.T. Elliot? Elliot: Ha!>>E.T. Elliot!>>Elliot: You came back. My son… my family. Lots changed since you were here.>>Boy: It’s called the internet. (family laughing)>>Boy: Go ahead, do it, eat it.>>E.T.: Mmmmmm (family laughing)>>Boy: I’m gonna hit start now, OK?>>E.T.: aaaaahhhhh T-Rex (growl & rawr) E.T. & Boy: Wooow music:>>I’m dreaming of a white Christmas (kids giggling) music: with every Christmas card I love.>>Elliot: Holiday movies (music) and may all…

  • Conservatives More Offended by Rainbow Flags Than Confederate Flags
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    Conservatives More Offended by Rainbow Flags Than Confederate Flags

    conservatives are more offended by rainbow flags which are a pro equality bro pro-gay rights pro LGBT rights flags than they are by Confederate flags this is a poll by Public Policy Polling you remember that story from about a month ago where two students were suspended in Washington state mind you were wearing Confederate flag the school and the reason they were wearing those flags is that another student had warned a gay pride flag to school to celebrate LGBT History Month well Public Policy Polling did a poll love conservatives this is a poll of conservative opinion in the US they ask do you think high school students…

  • Stephen Stages An Art Intervention For James Franco
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    Stephen Stages An Art Intervention For James Franco

    >>PLEASE WELCOME JAMES FRANCO. (APPLAUSE).>>Jon: >>Stephen: NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN.>>NICE TO SEE YOU, BROTHER.>>Stephen: WE HAVE NOT SAT DOWN TO TALK.>>I KNOW.>>Stephen: SINCE YOU WERE ONE OF MY SINGING GUESTS ON THE LAST EPISODE OF THE COLBERT REPORT TWO YEARS AGO NOW. WHAT IS TODAY’S DAY, TWO YEARS AGO NEXT WEEK.>>WAS THAT?>>Stephen: YEAH. NOW I UNDERSTAND THIS NEW MOVIE, WHY HIM? I HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH YOU BEING IN THE MOVIE.>>YEAH.>>Stephen: WHAT IS THAT?>>I GUESS WE OWE YOU. YOU HAD EVERYBODY ON THAT LAST EPISODE FROM GEORGE LUCAS TO KISSINGER TO BIG BIRD AND MICHAEL STIPE WAS THERE.>>Stephen: EXACTLY.>>AND BRIE AN CRANSTON SO WE WERE ALL WAITING BACKSTAGE.…

  • SC House Votes To Take Down Confederate Flag
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    SC House Votes To Take Down Confederate Flag

    YOU KNOW THE DRILL, WILL WE SEE CHANGES AS WE HEAD INTO FRIDAY AND THE WEEKEND? I’LL HAVE MORE ON THAT STRAIGHT AHEAD. DEVELOPING OVERNIGHT. THE CONFEDERATE FLAG IS ANOTHER STEP CLOSER TO BEING TAKEN DOWN FROM THE SOUTH CAROLINA CAPITOL GROUNDS. AT AROUND ONE THIS MORNING AFTER MORE THAN 13 HOURS OF DEBATE, THE HOUSE APPROVED TAKING THE FLAG DOWN BY A VOTE BEYOND THE 2/3 NEEDED. THE BILL SHOULD NOW GO TO GOVERNOR NIKKI HALEY. SHE IS EXPECTED TO SIGN IT MEANING THE FLAG COULD COME DOWN BY THIS WEEKEND.

  • Girl Banned From Prom for Confederate Flag Dress
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    Girl Banned From Prom for Confederate Flag Dress

    here’s an interesting story high school senior tax on a edwards was banned from her prom for wearing a confederate flag address she was kicked out of the promise few days ago because she was wearing a dress that resembled the confederate flag we have that picture up for a television audience school official said she couldn’t wear it because it’s offensive inappropriate they actually told her in advance that she should not wear it she came to the event wearing a dress she was told you can change in comeback she didn’t and she uh… was not she was not allowed there now this is really a question of…