• Chappelle’s Show – Tyrone Biggum’s Crack Intervention
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    Chappelle’s Show – Tyrone Biggum’s Crack Intervention

    REMEMBER WE’RE NOT HERE TO JUDGE ANYBODY. WE WANT TO HANDLE THIS WITH LOVE, RIGHT ? YOU WANT TO TELL HIM HOW HIS DRUG ABUSE HAS HURT YOU, AND HE HURT HIMSELF, OKAY ? HAROLD, WHAT TIME DID YOU TELL HIM TO BE HERE ? 5:00, BUT HE’S ALWAYS LATE. NO, HE’LL BE HERE… IN THREE, TWO, ONE… IS THIS THE 5:00 FREE CRACK GIVEAWAY ? ♪ HE’S BEEN AWAY FOR A WHILE BUT HE’S BACK AROUND ♪ Y’ALL TELL ANYBODY, I’LL KILL YA ! I’LL KILL YA ! ♪ THE KOOKIEST CRACKHEAD IN THE TOWN ♪ PEANUT BUTTER AND CRACK SANDWICH. ♪ HE KICKED HIS HABIT BACK IN THE…

  • Chappelle’s Show – The Wayne Brady Show – Uncensored
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    Chappelle’s Show – The Wayne Brady Show – Uncensored

    – DAVE, I GOT TO TELL YOU, MAN, I’M REALLY HAPPY TO BE HANGING OUT WITH YOU. THIS IS NICE. – OH, MAN, IT’S JUST BEEN GREAT, MAN. – WELL, SAME HERE, MAN. YOU BUSY WITH YOUR SHOW. I GOT MY STUFF. THIS IS REALLY COOL. – YEAH, MAN, YOU SEE, THAT’S THE THING WITH BLACK ACTORS, MAN. WE NEED TO JUST UNIFY. WE CAN’T JUST BE OUT LIKE– – EXACTLY. – HEY, HOLD UP, WAYNE, I THINK YOU PASSED OUR TURN. THE RESTAURANT’S BACK THAT WAY. – NAH, THAT’S ALL RIGHT. RELAX. – WHAT, YOU GOING TO GET SOME WEED? – [laughs] NO. – YOU GONNA GET SOME WEED,…

  • Chappelle’s Show – Tron Carter’s “Law & Order” – Uncensored
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    Chappelle’s Show – Tron Carter’s “Law & Order” – Uncensored

    – HOW WAS WORK TODAY, CHARLES? – OH, SAME OLD, SAME OLD. ACCOUNTING’S COMPLAINING ABOUT US MISLEADING THE STOCKHOLDERS AND BLOWING THE EMPLOYEE PENSIONS AND– WHAT A BUNCH OF BABIES. I MEAN, COME ON, THIS IS BUSINESS, PEOPLE, RIGHT? AND SPEAKING OF BUSINESS, YEAH? [growls] SATCHCO, TAKE A POWDER. AND YOU. – [screams] – [growls] – [meows] – SNUGGLE BUNNY! – [laughs] – GET ON THE GROUND! – [screaming] [dog panting] – SHUT THAT FUCKING DOG UP! [gunshot] GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND! STOP RESISTING, SIR! [phone ringing] – NIGGA, I SAID STOP CALLING HERE, ALL RIGHT? I’M BAGGING UP THE COKE UP AS FAST AS I CAN! – I’M…

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    Chappelle’s Show – Tron Carter’s “Law & Order” – Uncensored

    – HOW WAS WORK TODAY, CHARLES? – OH, SAME OLD, SAME OLD. ACCOUNTING’S COMPLAINING ABOUT US MISLEADING THE STOCKHOLDERS AND BLOWING THE EMPLOYEE PENSIONS AND– WHAT A BUNCH OF BABIES. I MEAN, COME ON, THIS IS BUSINESS, PEOPLE, RIGHT? AND SPEAKING OF BUSINESS, YEAH? [growls] SATCHCO, TAKE A POWDER. AND YOU. – [screams] – [growls] – [meows] – SNUGGLE BUNNY! – [laughs] – GET ON THE GROUND! – [screaming] [dog panting] – SHUT THAT FUCKING DOG UP! [gunshot] GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND! STOP RESISTING, SIR! [phone ringing] – NIGGA, I SAID STOP CALLING HERE, ALL RIGHT? I’M BAGGING UP THE COKE UP AS FAST AS I CAN! – I’M…

  • Charlie Murphy’s True Hollywood Stories: Rick James & Prince – Chappelle’s Show
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    Charlie Murphy’s True Hollywood Stories: Rick James & Prince – Chappelle’s Show

    I can recall another one like that. I think it was in ’85, when all that androgyny s**t was going on. What was wild was that the guy who looked the most like a bitch was getting all the women. Even I had Jheri curls coming out and I had my s**t slicked to the side and all that. If you wearing baggy s**t now and you acting hard, if you from L.A., you motherf**kers was wearing some strange s**t. We in the club, we getting our groove on, shaking it up, and Prince came in. That’s when “Purple Rain” came out, and Prince was the s**t. You know what…

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    Chappelle’s Show – “Frontline” – Clayton Bigsby Pt. 1 – Uncensored

    FOR THE LAST 15 YEARS, A MAN NAMED CLAYTON BIGSBY HAS BEEN THE LEADING VOICE OF THE WHITE-SUPREMACIST MOVEMENT IN AMERICA. THOUGH NOT SOLD IN ANY MAJOR BOOKSTORES, HIS BOOKS “DUMP TRUCK”, “NIGGER STAIN”, “I SMELL NIGGER” AND “NIGGER BOOK” HAVE SOLD OVER 600,000 COPIES COMBINED. DESPITE HIS POPULARITY, VERY FEW HAVE EVER SEEN HIM DUE TO HIS RECLUSIVENESS. BUT IN AN EFFORT TO BRING HIS MESSAGE TO A WIDER AUDIENCE, HE AGREED TO GIVE HIS FIRST PUBLIC INTERVIEW EVER… TO “FRONTLINE”. BUT, GETTING TO MR. BIGSBY WAS AN ODYSSEY IN ITSELF, RIDDLED WITH BACK-COUNTRY HOLLOWS, SHIFTY GO-BETWEENS AND PALPABLE DANGER. EXCUSE ME. NOT SURE WE’RE IN THE RIGHT PLACE.…

  • Chappelle’s Show – Black Bush
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    Chappelle’s Show – Black Bush

    LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I BRING TO YOU NOW BLACK BUSH. female narrator: PRESIDENT BUSH CONTINUES TO MAKE HIS CASE FOR AN INVASION OF IRAQ. – AFTER CAREFULLY EXAMINING THE REGION, ME AND MY CABINET AGREE THAT THAT AREA IS DEFINITELY RIPE FOR REGIME CHANGE. – A’IGHT? – BUT IF I CAN BE REAL ABOUT IT– – BE REAL, SON. – REAL? – BE REAL REAL, SON. – TRIED TO KILL MY FATHER, MAN. all: WORD. – I DON’T PLAY THAT SHIT. – SAY WORD, HE TRIED TO KILL YOUR FATHER, SON. – THAT NIGGA TRIED TO KILL MY FATHER! – WORD TO EVERYTHING WE LOVE, WE COMING TO SEE Y’ALL,…