• Halloween Horror Nights 2016 at Universal Studios Orlando
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    Halloween Horror Nights 2016 at Universal Studios Orlando

    *music in the background with fountain water* AHHH!!! Gets them everytime AHHH!!! AHHHH!!! Thank you!!! Whoa Grrr! jajajaja ahh!!! Pledge your allegiance to me the overseer oi puta!!! AHHH!! *a guy whistles at chance* I don’t think Jack the Clown would like that very much Yahaha hahaha hahahahah *1950’s music played in the background* ahhhh! Please somebody help me!! You have to help me please Ahhh! What happen was true the most bizarre and brutal serious of crimes Ahh! Ahh! GRRR! hahaha How are you doing? You better tighten up! Do I make you nervous? Nope Whoa someone ate their wheaties Nervous? No way! Not at all! No way Jose!…

  • Universal Orlando Halloween Horror Nights 25 (2015)
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    Universal Orlando Halloween Horror Nights 25 (2015)

    [drops of water] [foot steps] [moderate breathing] [foot steps] [burning sounds] [heavy breathing] [music: “Pop! Goes the Weasel”] [laugh] [music: “Pop! Goes the Weasel”] [heavy breathing]>>Yes…. [laughing] [grunts] [knife sounds] [squeeking sounds] [laughing]>>Looks like I win! Again. [laughing] [screaming] [grunts]>>Why not? [laughing]>>Did you miss me? [heavy breathing] [music rock version of “Pop! Goes the Weasel”]]

  • Halloween Horror Nights 2015 at Universal Studios Orlando
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    Halloween Horror Nights 2015 at Universal Studios Orlando

    *music in the background* Ahh!!! What are you looking at? hi friend *alarm sounds in the background* Eyes are the best haha Ah!!! hahahaha AH! The pancreas is the part you wanna cut out Why the eyes? Ah?The eyes? Cause the eyes is the best part to eat hahahaha *chainsaw sounds in the backgrounds* hahahaha Ahhh!!! I knew it I knew it I knew it! yikes! Ahh!! hehehehehe! AH!!!! Owww ahh that shit is scary Ahh!!! what was that! Stop!!! Grrr! *dark music plays in the background* AHHHH!!RUN!!! Oh no!!! hahaha. Come on I’ll protect you AHH!!! What this? Is someone trying to cut in line? That is unacceptable and…