• Staging an Intervention On Air (feat. Shane Torres) – The Bonfire w/ Big Jay Oakerson & Dan Soder
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    Staging an Intervention On Air (feat. Shane Torres) – The Bonfire w/ Big Jay Oakerson & Dan Soder

    – Thursday I get to go– – Could be here tomorrow. – To the Gary Clark Jr. Show – Yeah Thursday. – We all meet up at the Beacon, Lou comes, the words you never wanna hear before a hang, he goes “I was drinking with Merc Face before he came here.” – Ohhhhh, primed Lewitski that means he’s. – That’s fucking arm freckle drinking, you know what I mean? (heavy guitar music) (fire crackling) – Who all went to the show? – It was five of us which was very cool of him to hook us up like that. – It’s great. – It was me, Christine, DJ Lou,…

  • Pelosi Presses On & Constitutional Scholars Testify | The Daily Show
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    Pelosi Presses On & Constitutional Scholars Testify | The Daily Show

    Impeachment took yet another major step forward when Nancy Pelosi, Speaker of the House and sober Lucille Bluth, gathered up all the flags she could find for a major announcement. NEWSMAN: House Speaker Nancy Pelosi announcing to the country and to the world that articles of impeachment against President Trump will proceed, Pelosi telling the American people that Trump has left the U.S. Congress with no choice but to move forward. Sadly but with confidence and humility, with allegiance to our founders and a heart full of love for America, today I am asking our chairman to proceed with articles of impeachment. Oh, my God, oh, my God! Oh, my…

  • Democratic Presidential Candidate Andrew Yang’s Campaign for Universal Basic Income | The Daily Show
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    Democratic Presidential Candidate Andrew Yang’s Campaign for Universal Basic Income | The Daily Show

    There are now 15 Democrats running in the primary. That’s so many people. Look at all those faces. Look at all of those faces! They’ve got enough people to start the world’s worst soccer team. And because there are so many Democrats running, many Democratic voters are wondering, “How do I know which one to choose?” Well, for Ronny Chieng, the choice is clear. Here’s his report. The 2020 presidential campaign. Like my afternoon poop, it’s not quite here yet, but I can already feel it. Out of all the candidates, there’s only one I can see myself in. I’m Andrew Yang, and I’m running for president as a Democrat…

  • Drew Lynch Intervention
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    Drew Lynch Intervention

    Mesa: My name is Mesa, I’m Drew Lynch’s assistant and I’m making this video because Drew needs help His pants are out of control. I’ve worked with Drew for years and when I first met him he was a pretty normal guy, but then he found those pants and something about him changed. He wears them all the time. I’ve never seen a grown man throw a tantrum Until the time that I tried to hide his pants. “Drew, come on, we need to get ready for the show” Drew: Not without my pants! Mesa: I’ve reached out to his friends. Kenny: Drew’s one of my best friends and I…

  • Frank Liotti | Confederate Fag | Listen Now
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    Frank Liotti | Confederate Fag | Listen Now

    Like, I had to write a word problem for my niece… My niece had to do math homework. Dick and Jane, and peaches and apples, you know what I’m talking about. I thought it would be cute to use my adult biography… to help my niece Alexandra with her math homework. Frank had 4 funerals in 5 years and bought 3 suits. If he started at a 42 regular, and gained 13 pounds after each tragedy. What size tarp did Frank wear to the last service?

  • The Nightly Show – South Carolina Legislators  Discuss Taking Down the Confederate Flag
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    The Nightly Show – South Carolina Legislators Discuss Taking Down the Confederate Flag

    ♪♪ >>MY ESTEEMED COLLEAGUES, GENTLEMEN AND LADIES — (LAUGHTER) ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. THIS IS AN INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT ISSUE WHICH HAS COME TO OUR ATTENTION, THE CONFEDERATE FLAG. NOW, GENTLEMEN, I KNOW IT’S A BIT DIFFICULT, DUE WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT — BUT WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT WHEN WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT THE ACTUAL TAKING OF IT DOWN.>>I HAVE NOTES HERE AND WE SHOULD DEFINITELY TALK ABOUT TALKING ABOUT TAKING DOWN THE FLAG.>>THAT’S RIGHT. WHAT WE NEED TO DISCUSS TODAY IS WHEN IS A BETTER TIME FOR US TO HAVE SAID DISCUSSION.>>A FINE SUGGESTION. GUYS, GUYS, HOW ABOUT WE’RE ALL HERE RIGHT NOW. WHY DON’T WE JUST…

  • Stephen Stages An Art Intervention For James Franco
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    Stephen Stages An Art Intervention For James Franco

    >>PLEASE WELCOME JAMES FRANCO. (APPLAUSE).>>Jon: >>Stephen: NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN.>>NICE TO SEE YOU, BROTHER.>>Stephen: WE HAVE NOT SAT DOWN TO TALK.>>I KNOW.>>Stephen: SINCE YOU WERE ONE OF MY SINGING GUESTS ON THE LAST EPISODE OF THE COLBERT REPORT TWO YEARS AGO NOW. WHAT IS TODAY’S DAY, TWO YEARS AGO NEXT WEEK.>>WAS THAT?>>Stephen: YEAH. NOW I UNDERSTAND THIS NEW MOVIE, WHY HIM? I HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH YOU BEING IN THE MOVIE.>>YEAH.>>Stephen: WHAT IS THAT?>>I GUESS WE OWE YOU. YOU HAD EVERYBODY ON THAT LAST EPISODE FROM GEORGE LUCAS TO KISSINGER TO BIG BIRD AND MICHAEL STIPE WAS THERE.>>Stephen: EXACTLY.>>AND BRIE AN CRANSTON SO WE WERE ALL WAITING BACKSTAGE.…

  • The Nightly Show – Pape Pope vs. The Confederate Flag
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    The Nightly Show – Pape Pope vs. The Confederate Flag

    (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) >>IF HE WERE SPEAKING TO SOMEONE WHO WANTED TO RAISE THE CONFEDERATE FLAG, HE WOULD PROBABLY START OFF BY SAYING SOMETHING TO THE EFFECT OF, YOU ARE SOME FUNNY, FUNNY PEOPLE. FOR YOU IT’S ALWAYS SUMMERTIME AND THE LIVIN’ IS EASY. YOUR MAMA’S RICH AND YOUR MAMA’S GOT LOOKIN’. YOU’RE A CONFEDERATE, A PROUD SOUTHERN WHITE BOY. YOUR BIBLE IN YOUR HAND AND A SHOTGUN IN YOUR PICKUP TRUCK. A SOUTHERN WHITE BOY, WITH THE SHAME OF SLAVERY RUNNIN’ THROUGH YOUR VEINS. YOU ARE A BIGOT. I AM A BLACK MAN. I HAVE WORKED AND SCRAPED FOR EVERY INCH OF DIRT I WALK ON. YOU CRIED YOURSELF…

  • Tosh.0 – Web Redemption – Rifle Kid
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    Tosh.0 – Web Redemption – Rifle Kid

    – IT’S THE VIEW OUTSIDE PEOPLE’S DOORS AND WINDOWS THAT HAS WALNUT CREEK NEIGHBORS DOING DOUBLE TAKES. YES, THAT’S A GUY WITH A RIFLE STRAPPED ACROSS HIS BACK WALKING DOWN THE SIDEWALK. – THIS IS MY GRANDDAD’S GUN FROM WORLD WAR II. – 19-YEAR-OLD JOHN SCHULTZ ALSO WEARS A BULLETPROOF VEST, CARRIES AMMO, AND KEEPS A KNIFE. – I HAVE ZIP TIES ON AS WELL, JUST IN CASE. – MY KIDS DON’T EVEN COME OUTSIDE ‘CAUSE THEY’RE SCARED. – HIS WALKS VARY, DAY AND NIGHT. IT’S MOSTLY FOR PICKING UP GARBAGE. – IT’S NOTHING TO DO WITH THE GUN OR THE BODY ARMOR. IT’S THE PERSON. – BUT THERE’S TILL…

  • Jaimé Needs a Hoarding Intervention – Broad City
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    Jaimé Needs a Hoarding Intervention – Broad City

    Did you go in my room? I-I’m sorry, but this is what I wanted to talk to you about. That I-I know that you’re a h-hoarder. -What? -I’m sorry, okay? -It — It’s okay. We love you. -We love you. And we just want to help. Okay? I had to go in your room because I smelled what I thought could only be the stench of death. But then I later discovered it was an unfinished everything bagel with cream cheese, which — no judgment — is way worse. Who doesn’t finish an everything bagel? Right? I am not playing this little game, okay? And don’t go into my room…