• Every YouTuber Who Can’t Stop Using Special Effects (ft. King Vader) – Addiction Busters
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    Every YouTuber Who Can’t Stop Using Special Effects (ft. King Vader) – Addiction Busters

    – I like special effects just as much as the next virgin, but King Vader, he takes it too far. I can’t even get through breakfast. He literally takes it away! (magical whooshing) Come on, dude! You know I can’t shit without my fiber! I’m gonna be backed up for weeks! (dramatic music) – Yeah, his special effects are annoying and they always screw up my hair. But I tolerate it because King Vader has a huge following. – It’s gotten to a point where he’ll pick a fight just to have an excuse to use some special effects. – Hey bro, did you get my coffee? – What, no?…

  • Yang Is Out, But Universal Basic Income Still Matters | The Daily Show
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    Yang Is Out, But Universal Basic Income Still Matters | The Daily Show

    CHIENG: Andrew Yang dropped out of the 2020 presidential race, and I’m a little sad about it. Last year, I met him in person, and there was just something about the guy that made me trust him. Not to mention, I really wanted that free money he was promising. Every American adult at the age of 18 should get $1,000 a month free and clear from the government to do whatever they want. CHIENG: Making it rain! It’s called “UBI,” or “Universal Basic Income.” And although the dream died with Yang’s campaign, a few lucky families did get a thousand dollars a month for a year as a test program,…

  • GOP-Controlled Senate Finds Trump Not Guilty, But Mitt Romney Honors His Oath And Votes To Convict
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    GOP-Controlled Senate Finds Trump Not Guilty, But Mitt Romney Honors His Oath And Votes To Convict

    WELCOME, ONE AND ALL. PLEASE HAVE A SEAT. FOLKS, WELCOME ONE AND ALL, IN HERE, OUT THERE, ALL AROUND THE WORLD TO “THE L “THE LATE SHOW.” IN THE I’M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT. LET’S GET RIGHT TO IT. THE BIG STORY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT: A COYOTE AND A BADGER ARE FRIENDS! LOOK, HE’S SAYING, “COME ON, BUDDY, LET’S GO!” AND THEY’RE OFF ON AN ADVENTURE! THEY’RE TEAMING UP TO FINALLY TAKE DOWN THAT ROAD RUNNER– UNLESS THE ROAD RUNNER ALSO HA MADE A FRIEND. MAYBE IT’S A POSSUM. DOESN’T THAT WARM YOUR HEART A LITTLE BIT? IF THOSE TWO ANIMALS CAN GET ALONG, MAYBE WE AS AMERICANS, DESPITE…

  • Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Dat Boi – @midnight with Chris Hardwick
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    Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Dat Boi – @midnight with Chris Hardwick

    Nowadays, having Internet access is just as important as things like education and free speech. After all, it’s how most of us apply for jobs, do our jobs, tweet things that cause us to lose our jobs. That is why the United Nations Human Rights Council has passed a non-binding resolution condemning countries that disrupt citizens’ Internet access. So now it’s considered a basic human right to say stuff like this. “Y’all know that Atlanta spelled backyards is Atlanta.” (laughter) Mm… I think there are other things that Jay do not got besides that juice. -Uh… -FLEMING: No juice. MANDYAM: Chris, he does not speak for all Jays, all right?…

  • Virginia Ratifies the Equal Rights Amendment | The Daily Show
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    Virginia Ratifies the Equal Rights Amendment | The Daily Show

    One of the hardest things to do in America is pass an amendment to the Constitution. It’s harder than shooting a porno on the Amtrak Quiet Car. Because, you see, in order to be added to the Constitution, the amendment needs to pass in the House, needs to pass in the Senate and be ratified by 38 states. And how can you get 38 states to agree on anything? I mean, think about it. You can’t even get states to agree on potato salad. Yeah. I mean, if you show up to an Atlanta cookout with raisins, the only thing getting barbecued is your ass. In fact, it’s so tough…

  • Can You Love the Constitution If You Can’t Read It?
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    Can You Love the Constitution If You Can’t Read It?

    LET’S GET STRAIGHT INTO THE HEAD LINES. THE BAD NEWS KEEPS PILING ON FOR PRESIDENT TRUMP. AS YOU KNOW, HE’S IN THE MIDDLE OF AN IMPEACHMENT TRIAL. WELL, NOW A NEW WHITE HOUSE TELL-ALL BOOK DETAILS YET ANOTHER EMBARRASSING INCIDENT. WHILE TAKING PART IN A NEW DOCUMENTARY, TRUMP REPORTEDLY STRUGGLED SO MUCH TO READ A PASSAGE FROM THE CONSTITUTION THAT HE GREW FRUSTRATED AND BLAMED NEARBY STAFF. HE WAS LIKE, “I CAN’T FIND WALDO! WHERE IS WALDO?!” IN TRUMP’S DEFENSE, THE PRESIDENTIAL OATH OF OFFICE SAYS HE WILL “PRESERVE, PROTECT, AND DEFEND THE CONSTITUTION.” THERE’S NOTHING IN THERE ABOUT BEING ABLE TO READ IT. THIS IS TRUE, AT ONE POINT,…

  • Dave Chappelle Acceptance Speech | 2019 Mark Twain Prize
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    Dave Chappelle Acceptance Speech | 2019 Mark Twain Prize

    Thank you, thank you! I like not knowing what’s gonna happen I like making memories sometimes I do all this crazy **** around my colleagues just so that they can tell their friends I did it. Rather than talk about myself, just briefly I want to just talk about my genre, stand-up comedy is an incredibly American genre. I don’t think any other country could produce this many comedians, and unbeknownst to many people in this audience, I don’t think there’s opinion that exists in this country that is not represented in a comedy club by somebody. Each and every one of you has a champion in the room. We…

  • Guy Who Can’t Stop Quoting Movies (feat. @Gus Johnson) – Addiction Busters
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    Guy Who Can’t Stop Quoting Movies (feat. @Gus Johnson) – Addiction Busters

    – Brad is the most annoying guy in our office, maybe the world. We share a cubicle and mornings are rough. – Good mornin’. And, in case I don’t see ya, good afternoon, good evening and good night. That was the… – Truman Show, got it. – Well, alrighty then. (suspenseful music) – The first time Brad’s dad messaged me on Seeking Arrangements, he told me his son had a problem. I assumed it was a drug problem, but he said no, worse. – I met Brad in a chat room for Shrek fans. I thought it was cool that he knew every line from Shrek, but then, a few…

  • Can We Pass the Equal Rights Amendment Already? – Desi Lydic Womansplains | The Daily Show
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    Can We Pass the Equal Rights Amendment Already? – Desi Lydic Womansplains | The Daily Show

    – When it comes to gender equality, America’s ranked 49th in the world, just below Peru, which means now all those pictures I took stunting at Machu Picchu just make me sad. So I’m here to do my part by educating Americans about vital gender topics. This is Desi Lydic Womansplains. The ERA stands for the equal rights amendment not to be confused with the ERA in baseball, which I’ve also womansplained. God dammit! So, the equal rights amendment. It was first proposed in the 1920s by the National Woman’s Party. They’re my she-ros. Any time there’s a 1920s themed wedding, I show up dressed as a suffragette. Elizabeth said…

  • Jimmy Fallon new video host of the Universal Studio Tour
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    Jimmy Fallon new video host of the Universal Studio Tour

    Oh hey, there. You made it. Welcome to the Universal Studios tour. I’m Jimmy Fallon, I’ll be making sure you get through this experience in one piece. It was an honor when someone asked me if I wanted to do this because I’ve been on this tour thousands of times. It’s a must do when you come to California, especially if you dream of being in the business. You do this just to see what’s going on. It’s the most amazing backlot out there. We made it a little bit more humorous. We added more fun into it and we involved the audience a little bit more participation. There’s a…