• Chappelle’s Show – Tron Carter’s “Law & Order” – Uncensored
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    Chappelle’s Show – Tron Carter’s “Law & Order” – Uncensored

    – HOW WAS WORK TODAY, CHARLES? – OH, SAME OLD, SAME OLD. ACCOUNTING’S COMPLAINING ABOUT US MISLEADING THE STOCKHOLDERS AND BLOWING THE EMPLOYEE PENSIONS AND– WHAT A BUNCH OF BABIES. I MEAN, COME ON, THIS IS BUSINESS, PEOPLE, RIGHT? AND SPEAKING OF BUSINESS, YEAH? [growls] SATCHCO, TAKE A POWDER. AND YOU. – [screams] – [growls] – [meows] – SNUGGLE BUNNY! – [laughs] – GET ON THE GROUND! – [screaming] [dog panting] – SHUT THAT FUCKING DOG UP! [gunshot] GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND! STOP RESISTING, SIR! [phone ringing] – NIGGA, I SAID STOP CALLING HERE, ALL RIGHT? I’M BAGGING UP THE COKE UP AS FAST AS I CAN! – I’M…

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    Chappelle’s Show – Tron Carter’s “Law & Order” – Uncensored

    – HOW WAS WORK TODAY, CHARLES? – OH, SAME OLD, SAME OLD. ACCOUNTING’S COMPLAINING ABOUT US MISLEADING THE STOCKHOLDERS AND BLOWING THE EMPLOYEE PENSIONS AND– WHAT A BUNCH OF BABIES. I MEAN, COME ON, THIS IS BUSINESS, PEOPLE, RIGHT? AND SPEAKING OF BUSINESS, YEAH? [growls] SATCHCO, TAKE A POWDER. AND YOU. – [screams] – [growls] – [meows] – SNUGGLE BUNNY! – [laughs] – GET ON THE GROUND! – [screaming] [dog panting] – SHUT THAT FUCKING DOG UP! [gunshot] GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND! STOP RESISTING, SIR! [phone ringing] – NIGGA, I SAID STOP CALLING HERE, ALL RIGHT? I’M BAGGING UP THE COKE UP AS FAST AS I CAN! – I’M…

  • Charlie Murphy’s True Hollywood Stories: Rick James & Prince – Chappelle’s Show
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    Charlie Murphy’s True Hollywood Stories: Rick James & Prince – Chappelle’s Show

    I can recall another one like that. I think it was in ’85, when all that androgyny s**t was going on. What was wild was that the guy who looked the most like a bitch was getting all the women. Even I had Jheri curls coming out and I had my s**t slicked to the side and all that. If you wearing baggy s**t now and you acting hard, if you from L.A., you motherf**kers was wearing some strange s**t. We in the club, we getting our groove on, shaking it up, and Prince came in. That’s when “Purple Rain” came out, and Prince was the s**t. You know what…

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    Chappelle’s Show – “Frontline” – Clayton Bigsby Pt. 1 – Uncensored

    FOR THE LAST 15 YEARS, A MAN NAMED CLAYTON BIGSBY HAS BEEN THE LEADING VOICE OF THE WHITE-SUPREMACIST MOVEMENT IN AMERICA. THOUGH NOT SOLD IN ANY MAJOR BOOKSTORES, HIS BOOKS “DUMP TRUCK”, “NIGGER STAIN”, “I SMELL NIGGER” AND “NIGGER BOOK” HAVE SOLD OVER 600,000 COPIES COMBINED. DESPITE HIS POPULARITY, VERY FEW HAVE EVER SEEN HIM DUE TO HIS RECLUSIVENESS. BUT IN AN EFFORT TO BRING HIS MESSAGE TO A WIDER AUDIENCE, HE AGREED TO GIVE HIS FIRST PUBLIC INTERVIEW EVER… TO “FRONTLINE”. BUT, GETTING TO MR. BIGSBY WAS AN ODYSSEY IN ITSELF, RIDDLED WITH BACK-COUNTRY HOLLOWS, SHIFTY GO-BETWEENS AND PALPABLE DANGER. EXCUSE ME. NOT SURE WE’RE IN THE RIGHT PLACE.…

  • Chappelle’s Show – Black Bush
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    Chappelle’s Show – Black Bush

    LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I BRING TO YOU NOW BLACK BUSH. female narrator: PRESIDENT BUSH CONTINUES TO MAKE HIS CASE FOR AN INVASION OF IRAQ. – AFTER CAREFULLY EXAMINING THE REGION, ME AND MY CABINET AGREE THAT THAT AREA IS DEFINITELY RIPE FOR REGIME CHANGE. – A’IGHT? – BUT IF I CAN BE REAL ABOUT IT– – BE REAL, SON. – REAL? – BE REAL REAL, SON. – TRIED TO KILL MY FATHER, MAN. all: WORD. – I DON’T PLAY THAT SHIT. – SAY WORD, HE TRIED TO KILL YOUR FATHER, SON. – THAT NIGGA TRIED TO KILL MY FATHER! – WORD TO EVERYTHING WE LOVE, WE COMING TO SEE Y’ALL,…

  • Tan France Gives John Mulaney a Hypebeast Makeover | Dressing Funny | Netflix Is A Joke
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    Tan France Gives John Mulaney a Hypebeast Makeover | Dressing Funny | Netflix Is A Joke

    – Hello, I’m Tan France and this is Dressing Funny. Each episode I’m dressing some of the funniest people on the planet. I’m gonna push their style game so hard. Wanna watch? – Hello, I’m Tan France. Shit. – Your line is “I’m John Mulaney.” – Hi, I’m John Mulaney. Hello, Tan France. – Hello, John Mulaney. – How are you? – Good, thanks. No. – Okay. (upbeat music) – [Tan] Hello, John. – [John] Hello, Tan. – Thank you so much for joining me on this. – It’s my absolute pleasure. – You dress wonderfully. – Thank you. – Well, I think you can do even better. So, I…

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    What Causes Mass Shootings? | The Daily Show

    Mass shootings. Over the past few years, they have become as regular in America as Star Wars movies, and just like Star Wars movies, people have starting paying less and less attention. But this weekend, something happened. NEWSMAN: The nation mourns the victims of two shooting massacres just 13 hours apart. The massacres in El Paso, Texas, and Dayton, Ohio, happened in startling proximity for a country already too familiar with gun violence. 29 people were killed in the two shooting rampages just 13 hours apart. Yes. In the span of two days– 13 hours, in fact– 84 people were shot, and currently, 31 people have been killed in two…

  • Comedy Knockout – Jokepardy: The Constitution | truTV
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    Comedy Knockout – Jokepardy: The Constitution | truTV

    All right, it’s “Jokepardy.” I give you answers, you give me questions. The Constitution. What did my dad call his morning poop? [ Laughter ] Gina. [ British accent ] What should have in brackets “Just for white people”? [ Laughter ] Lemon: Damn shame. Shane. What is American currently wiping its ass with? [ Laughter ] Yep. Lemon: All right, the microscope. What did my ex buy me as a “gag gift”? [ Laughter ] Shane. What do I need to see Josh’s career? Oh! Lemon: Okay. There you go. That’s about right. Gina. What do both of these guys need so they can see their penises? [ Audience…

  • Marianne Williamson – Running for President on a Morality-Driven Platform | The Daily Show
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    Marianne Williamson – Running for President on a Morality-Driven Platform | The Daily Show

    -Welcome to the show. -Thank you so much for having me on. It is an absolute pleasure to have you on, especially considering your journey in this race. When your name was first announced, uh, it was “Oprah’s spiritual advisor,” and I remember being like, “I’m sorry, what?” Um, and then, you know, when the debates came around you’re standing on the stage… And you are a spiritual person, you are somebody who speaks, you know, in larger ideas that just what is happening. It seemed like you were out of your depth. After the second debate, though, you were the most Googled name in, I think, 49 states, and…

  • Talking Dems – Marianne Williamson on Abortion, Bigotry and Flipping the Senate | The Daily Show
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    Talking Dems – Marianne Williamson on Abortion, Bigotry and Flipping the Senate | The Daily Show

    (audience laughing) – Yes, ma’am, what’s your question? – You spoke a lot about spirituality in your guiding, applying spirituality. How would you use spirituality to guide the conversation on women’s choice, abortion, I think that’s really important. I think both sides, and there’s a lot of legitimacy in spirituality, but also, how would you put that in the public sphere? – Yeah, well. (audience applauding) Thank you. The spirituality is the path of the heart. That’s all that spirituality is. When it comes to abortion, I do believe that it’s a moral issue. But it is to me an issue of private morality and I trust the moral decision…