• Burning Man Festival – Full Episode – RENO 911!
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    Burning Man Festival – Full Episode – RENO 911!

    (energetic rock music) – Yeah Rita this is 11 Charlie 51, we are north bound on 395, purple Lexus, Minnesota plate. – I-W– – I-W-D – I-W-D, D as dog. – It’s a vanity plate. – It’s a vanity plate, hold on. I-W-D-I – I would die for– – Four, the letter four, you. – I would die for you. – I would die for you. – What was that, Prince? – Hell, I don’t know. (Bleep) (crash) (police sirens) (energetic rock music) – Oh ho! (dog growling) (police sirens) – Yeah hi, I read your advertisement in the yellow pages. Yeah I was interested in the two, exactly. Two…

  • How Nellie Bly Transformed Journalism Forever (feat. Laura Dern) – Drunk History
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    How Nellie Bly Transformed Journalism Forever (feat. Laura Dern) – Drunk History

    – HELLO, I’M GONNA TELL YOU ABOUT NELLIE BLY, A VERY GOOD JOURNALIST FROM THE 1880s WHO DID AN EXPOSE ON THE WORLD OF MENTAL ILLNESS. NELLIE BLY WAS A VERY STRONG-MINDED WOMAN. SHE GETS A LOAD OF A COLUMN FROM A LOCAL PITTSBURG PAPER, AND IT’S SUPER SEXIST. THE ARTICLE WAS LIKE, CHICKS GOT TO STAY IN THE KITCHEN. GIRLS GOT TO–WHY EVEN BOTHER BEING EDUCATED WHEN YOU JUST GOT TO GET MARRIED AND HAVE BABIES? AND SHE WAS LIKE, [bleep] THIS GUY. GIRLS ARE BETTER THAN BEING IN THE KITCHEN, BEING WIVES, AND SEWING [bleep]. I’M SUPER SMART, AND I’M GONNA SHOW YOU I’M SUPER SMART JUST TO…

  • Every YouTuber Who Can’t Stop Using Special Effects (ft. King Vader) – Addiction Busters
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    Every YouTuber Who Can’t Stop Using Special Effects (ft. King Vader) – Addiction Busters

    – I like special effects just as much as the next virgin, but King Vader, he takes it too far. I can’t even get through breakfast. He literally takes it away! (magical whooshing) Come on, dude! You know I can’t shit without my fiber! I’m gonna be backed up for weeks! (dramatic music) – Yeah, his special effects are annoying and they always screw up my hair. But I tolerate it because King Vader has a huge following. – It’s gotten to a point where he’ll pick a fight just to have an excuse to use some special effects. – Hey bro, did you get my coffee? – What, no?…

  • Yang Is Out, But Universal Basic Income Still Matters | The Daily Show
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    Yang Is Out, But Universal Basic Income Still Matters | The Daily Show

    CHIENG: Andrew Yang dropped out of the 2020 presidential race, and I’m a little sad about it. Last year, I met him in person, and there was just something about the guy that made me trust him. Not to mention, I really wanted that free money he was promising. Every American adult at the age of 18 should get $1,000 a month free and clear from the government to do whatever they want. CHIENG: Making it rain! It’s called “UBI,” or “Universal Basic Income.” And although the dream died with Yang’s campaign, a few lucky families did get a thousand dollars a month for a year as a test program,…

  • Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Dat Boi – @midnight with Chris Hardwick
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    Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Dat Boi – @midnight with Chris Hardwick

    Nowadays, having Internet access is just as important as things like education and free speech. After all, it’s how most of us apply for jobs, do our jobs, tweet things that cause us to lose our jobs. That is why the United Nations Human Rights Council has passed a non-binding resolution condemning countries that disrupt citizens’ Internet access. So now it’s considered a basic human right to say stuff like this. “Y’all know that Atlanta spelled backyards is Atlanta.” (laughter) Mm… I think there are other things that Jay do not got besides that juice. -Uh… -FLEMING: No juice. MANDYAM: Chris, he does not speak for all Jays, all right?…

  • Virginia Ratifies the Equal Rights Amendment | The Daily Show
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    Virginia Ratifies the Equal Rights Amendment | The Daily Show

    One of the hardest things to do in America is pass an amendment to the Constitution. It’s harder than shooting a porno on the Amtrak Quiet Car. Because, you see, in order to be added to the Constitution, the amendment needs to pass in the House, needs to pass in the Senate and be ratified by 38 states. And how can you get 38 states to agree on anything? I mean, think about it. You can’t even get states to agree on potato salad. Yeah. I mean, if you show up to an Atlanta cookout with raisins, the only thing getting barbecued is your ass. In fact, it’s so tough…

  • Ignoring Your Brother’s Calls from Prison – Kiry Shabazz – Bill Burr Presents: The Ringers
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    Ignoring Your Brother’s Calls from Prison – Kiry Shabazz – Bill Burr Presents: The Ringers

    – My brother’s in prison. (laughing) he just got a cellphone, which was good at first, but now he calls home too much. Its to the point where we started ignoring his calls. And now he’s getting hostile and angry about it. He tried to text me the other day, he was like hey bro I called you, I was like yeah man my bad I was busy. He’s like “doing what?” I was like, “nigga enjoying my freedom?” like what do you mean? (laughing) I went outside to run my fingers through blades of grass. Picked a few daffodils. I helped a baby bird back in it’s nest okay,…

  • Guy Who Can’t Stop Quoting Movies (feat. @Gus Johnson) – Addiction Busters
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    Guy Who Can’t Stop Quoting Movies (feat. @Gus Johnson) – Addiction Busters

    – Brad is the most annoying guy in our office, maybe the world. We share a cubicle and mornings are rough. – Good mornin’. And, in case I don’t see ya, good afternoon, good evening and good night. That was the… – Truman Show, got it. – Well, alrighty then. (suspenseful music) – The first time Brad’s dad messaged me on Seeking Arrangements, he told me his son had a problem. I assumed it was a drug problem, but he said no, worse. – I met Brad in a chat room for Shrek fans. I thought it was cool that he knew every line from Shrek, but then, a few…

  • Can We Pass the Equal Rights Amendment Already? – Desi Lydic Womansplains | The Daily Show
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    Can We Pass the Equal Rights Amendment Already? – Desi Lydic Womansplains | The Daily Show

    – When it comes to gender equality, America’s ranked 49th in the world, just below Peru, which means now all those pictures I took stunting at Machu Picchu just make me sad. So I’m here to do my part by educating Americans about vital gender topics. This is Desi Lydic Womansplains. The ERA stands for the equal rights amendment not to be confused with the ERA in baseball, which I’ve also womansplained. God dammit! So, the equal rights amendment. It was first proposed in the 1920s by the National Woman’s Party. They’re my she-ros. Any time there’s a 1920s themed wedding, I show up dressed as a suffragette. Elizabeth said…

  • Key & Peele – Dad’s Hollywood Secret
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    Key & Peele – Dad’s Hollywood Secret

    – HELLO, EVERYONE. I’M JOSEPH CARMICHAEL. OTIS IS–WAS MY FATHER. BUT WE ARE NOT HERE TODAY TO MOURN HIS DEATH, BUT TO CELEBRATE HIS LIFE. WE KNEW OTIS AS A TEACHER, A COMMUNITY LEADER, A ROLE MODEL, A HUSBAND, AND A FATHER. NOW, I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE NICE TO SHARE SOMETHING ABOUT HIM Y’ALL MAY NOT HAVE KNOWN. WHEN MY FATHER WAS YOUNGER, HE WAS AN ACTOR IN HOLLYWOOD. GOING THROUGH MY DAD’S THINGS, I FOUND THIS REEL OF HIS WORK AS AN ACTOR. I HAVEN’T SEEN IT YET, BUT I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUN TO WATCH, HERE WITH ALL OF YOU TODAY. THANK YOU. – [gasps] WHERE…