• Jimmy Kimmel on Mass Shooting in Las Vegas
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    Jimmy Kimmel on Mass Shooting in Las Vegas

    HERE WE ARE AGAIN IN THE AFTERMATH OF ANOTHER TERRIBLE, INEXPLICABLE, SHOCKING AND PAINFUL TRAGEDY, THIS TIME IN LAS VEGAS. WHICH HAPPENS TO BE MY HOME TOWN AND CLETO’S HOMETOWN AND CLETO SR.’S HOMETOWN. AS YOU KNOW, 59 PEOPLE ARE DEAD. HUNDREDS ARE WOUNDED IN WHAT THEY SAY WAS THE DEADLIEST MASS SHOOTING IN MODERN AMERICAN HISTORY COMING ABOUT 1 1/2 YEARS AFTER THE PREVIOUS DEADLIEST MASS SHOOTING IN MODERN AMERICAN HISTORY, IN ORLANDO, WHERE 49 PEOPLE LOST THEIR LIVES. OF COURSE, WE PRAY FOR THE VICTIMS AND FOR THEIR FAMILIES AND FRIENDS, AND WE WONDER WHY, EVEN THOUGH THERE’S PROBABLY NO WAY TO EVER KNOW WHY A HUMAN BEING…

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    Trump Could Face Articles of Impeachment by Halloween

    -Guys, I’m very pumped about this. Billie Eilish is my guest tonight. [ Cheers and applause ] Billie — Billie is incredible. She just 17 years old, and she’s about to go on a world tour. Meanwhile, when I was 17, I was touring a fake I.D. around every 7-Eleven. [ Laughter ] “Can I get some…” [ Laughter ] Guys, this is our final live show this week, and I just want to thank our incredible staff for all their hard work. Thank you, guys, very much. [ Cheers and applause ] I also want to thank President Trump for making everyone’s job a lot easier. Let’s get to…

  • Kirsten Dunst on Walk of Fame Star, Her Son & New Show
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    Kirsten Dunst on Walk of Fame Star, Her Son & New Show

    – Congratulations to you. Thank you. Thanks for coming. Thanks for having me. You had a baby since last time you were here. I did, and last time I was on your show, I nervously told you during a commercial break. I’m like, I’m pregnant right now. I hope I don’t throw up. I did. I told you that. Yeah, yeah. Well, was I the first to know? Lie, say yes. I’d love to be the first to know. – My family and you. – Oh, really. That’s nice. – Yeah. Wow. Anything you want to tell me in the next break? I could be pregnant. I’m not. Not that…

  • Schoolhouse Rock – I’m Just a Lie
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    Schoolhouse Rock – I’m Just a Lie

    THANK YOU, YOU KNOW? WE ARE NOW LIVING IN A WORLD OF ALTERNATIVE FACTS. THE PRESIDENT MAKES STATEMENTS ALMOST EVERY DAY THAT AREN’T NECESSARILY BASED IN TRUTH, WHICH IS FRUSTRATING TO SOME PEOPLE. AND CONFUSING TO OTHERS. ESPECIALLY YOUNG PEOPLE. YOU KNOW, WE’RE RAISED TO BELIEVE THAT THE PRESIDENT TELLS THE TRUTH. BUT THAT ISN’T NECESSARILY THE CASE ANYMORE. SO TO BRING CHILDREN UP TO DATE ON THE NEW AMERICAN WAY, WE TOOK A CUE FROM “SCHOOLHOUSE ROCK.” AND HOPEFULLY THIS WILL EXPLAIN HOW IT ALL WORKS NOW.>>THE WHITE HOUSE? SO COOL! BUT I WONDER WHO THAT SAD-LOOKING FELLOW OVER THERE IS.>>ME? I’M A LIE.>>A WHAT?>>A LIE. LIKE WHEN YOU…