• Burning Man Festival – Full Episode – RENO 911!
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    Burning Man Festival – Full Episode – RENO 911!

    (energetic rock music) – Yeah Rita this is 11 Charlie 51, we are north bound on 395, purple Lexus, Minnesota plate. – I-W– – I-W-D – I-W-D, D as dog. – It’s a vanity plate. – It’s a vanity plate, hold on. I-W-D-I – I would die for– – Four, the letter four, you. – I would die for you. – I would die for you. – What was that, Prince? – Hell, I don’t know. (Bleep) (crash) (police sirens) (energetic rock music) – Oh ho! (dog growling) (police sirens) – Yeah hi, I read your advertisement in the yellow pages. Yeah I was interested in the two, exactly. Two…

  • Tenali Rama – Ep 692 – Full Episode – 26th February 2020
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    Tenali Rama – Ep 692 – Full Episode – 26th February 2020

    Please bring the Vijayanagara constitution here. Now that this book is here, read a few lines from this. A security is one who thinks high of his subjects than that of himself. Someone who puts his life on the life for the people. And in an event the security dies or gets removed from his post or if he goes in exile by himself the throne can’t be empty in such a situation. In such a situation the successor of the throne.. Which means, only his son or daughter must be made the ruler. And only they must be coronated as king. Pandit Ramakrishna, I maybe an outsider. But I…

  • 2020 Primaries & China’s Coronavirus Mask Shortage | The Daily Show: Global Edition
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    2020 Primaries & China’s Coronavirus Mask Shortage | The Daily Show: Global Edition

    – Welcome to “The Daily Show: Global Edition.” I’m Roy Wood, Jr., host of the award-winning “CP Time.” And in honor of Black History Month, Trevor has asked me to introduce the show. But before we begin, some news out of Spain, where authorities have shut down an international criminal gang that trafficked in stolen cardboard. So now if you want a huge amount of cardboard, you’ll just have to buy something from Amazon. Thanks for somehow shipping me that wristwatch in five separate boxes. Here are this week’s headlines. ♪♪ – Let’s kick it off with the big news: Equifax. Some people know them as a credit reporting agency.…

  • Every YouTuber Who Can’t Stop Using Special Effects (ft. King Vader) – Addiction Busters
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    Every YouTuber Who Can’t Stop Using Special Effects (ft. King Vader) – Addiction Busters

    – I like special effects just as much as the next virgin, but King Vader, he takes it too far. I can’t even get through breakfast. He literally takes it away! (magical whooshing) Come on, dude! You know I can’t shit without my fiber! I’m gonna be backed up for weeks! (dramatic music) – Yeah, his special effects are annoying and they always screw up my hair. But I tolerate it because King Vader has a huge following. – It’s gotten to a point where he’ll pick a fight just to have an excuse to use some special effects. – Hey bro, did you get my coffee? – What, no?…

  • Yang Is Out, But Universal Basic Income Still Matters | The Daily Show
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    Yang Is Out, But Universal Basic Income Still Matters | The Daily Show

    CHIENG: Andrew Yang dropped out of the 2020 presidential race, and I’m a little sad about it. Last year, I met him in person, and there was just something about the guy that made me trust him. Not to mention, I really wanted that free money he was promising. Every American adult at the age of 18 should get $1,000 a month free and clear from the government to do whatever they want. CHIENG: Making it rain! It’s called “UBI,” or “Universal Basic Income.” And although the dream died with Yang’s campaign, a few lucky families did get a thousand dollars a month for a year as a test program,…

  • If Civil War Reenactments Were Honest – Key & Peele
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    If Civil War Reenactments Were Honest – Key & Peele

    – MEN, AS WE LAUNCH THE COUNTERATTACK AGAINST THE UNION ARMY, WE MUST REMEMBER THAT EVEN THOUGH WE MAY DIE A GLORIOUS DEATH ON THE BATTLEFIELD, WE DO SO TO PRESERVE A WAY OF LIFE. THE SOUTHERN WAY OF LIFE. A WAY OF LIFE SO PURE AND BEAUTIFUL THAT NO MAN NOR GOVERNMENT CAN TAKE THIS AWAY FROM US. THE RIGHT… THE RIGHT TO PRESERVE. OUR OWN SO– TO– WE A– OH, [bleep]. – WELL, HELLO THERE, MASSA. SORRY WE LATE. – SHORE DIDN’T MEAN TO SNEAK UP ON YA, SIR. – LOOK, FELLAS, WE’RE TRYING TO HAVE A NICE, LITTLE CIVIL WAR REENACTMENT HERE. WE DON’T WANT ANY TROUBLE.…

  • Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Dat Boi – @midnight with Chris Hardwick
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    Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Dat Boi – @midnight with Chris Hardwick

    Nowadays, having Internet access is just as important as things like education and free speech. After all, it’s how most of us apply for jobs, do our jobs, tweet things that cause us to lose our jobs. That is why the United Nations Human Rights Council has passed a non-binding resolution condemning countries that disrupt citizens’ Internet access. So now it’s considered a basic human right to say stuff like this. “Y’all know that Atlanta spelled backyards is Atlanta.” (laughter) Mm… I think there are other things that Jay do not got besides that juice. -Uh… -FLEMING: No juice. MANDYAM: Chris, he does not speak for all Jays, all right?…

  • Virginia Ratifies the Equal Rights Amendment | The Daily Show
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    Virginia Ratifies the Equal Rights Amendment | The Daily Show

    One of the hardest things to do in America is pass an amendment to the Constitution. It’s harder than shooting a porno on the Amtrak Quiet Car. Because, you see, in order to be added to the Constitution, the amendment needs to pass in the House, needs to pass in the Senate and be ratified by 38 states. And how can you get 38 states to agree on anything? I mean, think about it. You can’t even get states to agree on potato salad. Yeah. I mean, if you show up to an Atlanta cookout with raisins, the only thing getting barbecued is your ass. In fact, it’s so tough…

  • Ignoring Your Brother’s Calls from Prison – Kiry Shabazz – Bill Burr Presents: The Ringers
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    Ignoring Your Brother’s Calls from Prison – Kiry Shabazz – Bill Burr Presents: The Ringers

    – My brother’s in prison. (laughing) he just got a cellphone, which was good at first, but now he calls home too much. Its to the point where we started ignoring his calls. And now he’s getting hostile and angry about it. He tried to text me the other day, he was like hey bro I called you, I was like yeah man my bad I was busy. He’s like “doing what?” I was like, “nigga enjoying my freedom?” like what do you mean? (laughing) I went outside to run my fingers through blades of grass. Picked a few daffodils. I helped a baby bird back in it’s nest okay,…

  • Guy Who Can’t Stop Quoting Movies (feat. @Gus Johnson) – Addiction Busters
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    Guy Who Can’t Stop Quoting Movies (feat. @Gus Johnson) – Addiction Busters

    – Brad is the most annoying guy in our office, maybe the world. We share a cubicle and mornings are rough. – Good mornin’. And, in case I don’t see ya, good afternoon, good evening and good night. That was the… – Truman Show, got it. – Well, alrighty then. (suspenseful music) – The first time Brad’s dad messaged me on Seeking Arrangements, he told me his son had a problem. I assumed it was a drug problem, but he said no, worse. – I met Brad in a chat room for Shrek fans. I thought it was cool that he knew every line from Shrek, but then, a few…