• Chappelle’s Show – Tron Carter’s “Law & Order” – Uncensored
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    Chappelle’s Show – Tron Carter’s “Law & Order” – Uncensored

    – HOW WAS WORK TODAY, CHARLES? – OH, SAME OLD, SAME OLD. ACCOUNTING’S COMPLAINING ABOUT US MISLEADING THE STOCKHOLDERS AND BLOWING THE EMPLOYEE PENSIONS AND– WHAT A BUNCH OF BABIES. I MEAN, COME ON, THIS IS BUSINESS, PEOPLE, RIGHT? AND SPEAKING OF BUSINESS, YEAH? [growls] SATCHCO, TAKE A POWDER. AND YOU. – [screams] – [growls] – [meows] – SNUGGLE BUNNY! – [laughs] – GET ON THE GROUND! – [screaming] [dog panting] – SHUT THAT FUCKING DOG UP! [gunshot] GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND! STOP RESISTING, SIR! [phone ringing] – NIGGA, I SAID STOP CALLING HERE, ALL RIGHT? I’M BAGGING UP THE COKE UP AS FAST AS I CAN! – I’M…

  • Charlie Murphy’s True Hollywood Stories: Rick James & Prince – Chappelle’s Show
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    Charlie Murphy’s True Hollywood Stories: Rick James & Prince – Chappelle’s Show

    I can recall another one like that. I think it was in ’85, when all that androgyny s**t was going on. What was wild was that the guy who looked the most like a bitch was getting all the women. Even I had Jheri curls coming out and I had my s**t slicked to the side and all that. If you wearing baggy s**t now and you acting hard, if you from L.A., you motherf**kers was wearing some strange s**t. We in the club, we getting our groove on, shaking it up, and Prince came in. That’s when “Purple Rain” came out, and Prince was the s**t. You know what…

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    Chappelle’s Show – “Frontline” – Clayton Bigsby Pt. 1 – Uncensored

    FOR THE LAST 15 YEARS, A MAN NAMED CLAYTON BIGSBY HAS BEEN THE LEADING VOICE OF THE WHITE-SUPREMACIST MOVEMENT IN AMERICA. THOUGH NOT SOLD IN ANY MAJOR BOOKSTORES, HIS BOOKS “DUMP TRUCK”, “NIGGER STAIN”, “I SMELL NIGGER” AND “NIGGER BOOK” HAVE SOLD OVER 600,000 COPIES COMBINED. DESPITE HIS POPULARITY, VERY FEW HAVE EVER SEEN HIM DUE TO HIS RECLUSIVENESS. BUT IN AN EFFORT TO BRING HIS MESSAGE TO A WIDER AUDIENCE, HE AGREED TO GIVE HIS FIRST PUBLIC INTERVIEW EVER… TO “FRONTLINE”. BUT, GETTING TO MR. BIGSBY WAS AN ODYSSEY IN ITSELF, RIDDLED WITH BACK-COUNTRY HOLLOWS, SHIFTY GO-BETWEENS AND PALPABLE DANGER. EXCUSE ME. NOT SURE WE’RE IN THE RIGHT PLACE.…

  • Fixing the Constitution in Five Minutes – The Jim Jefferies Show
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    Fixing the Constitution in Five Minutes – The Jim Jefferies Show

    RECENTLY I’VE BEEN STUDYING THE CONSTITUTION, IT’S BEEN THE BACKBONE OF OUR NATION FOR MORE THAN 200 YEARS. AND I HAVE TO SAY, IT’S DULL AS [ BLEEP ]. LUCKILY IT CAN BE CHANGED AND REWRITTEN. I THINK IT’S TIME TO UPDATE IT FOR TODAY’S MODERN WORLD. THAT’S WHAT I PLEDGE TO DO IN OUR NEW SEGMENT, AMENDING THE AMENDMENTS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪>>FIRST, LET ME FIX SOME OBVIOUS PROBLEMS WITH THE CONSTITUTION. I JUST DREW A PENIS. A LOT OF IT DOESN’T EVEN MAKE SENSE. FOR INSTANCE, THE 18th AMENDMENT ESTABLISHED PROHIBITION, BUT THE 21st AMENDMENT REPEALED IT. THAT SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING A DRUNK WOULD DO. YOU…

  • French Restaurant – Key & Peele
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    French Restaurant – Key & Peele

    – GOD, THIS PLACE IS SO NICE. – THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE ONE OF THE BEST FRENCH PLACES IN TOWN. – MM, I DID NOT REALIZE THAT YOU WERE SO CULTURED. – YOU’RE SWEET. MY FRENCH IS PRETTY GOOD, SO I CAN ORDER FOR BOTH OF US. – OOH. – IF YOU’D LIKE. – WELL, WELL, WELL. – BONJOUR. WELCOME TO CHEZ DE LA NOTRE VENDRE, I AM YOUR WAITER FOR THIS EVENING. MY NAME IS JEAN-LUC DE LA PIERRE-RENAULT, BUT YOU MAY CALL ME JEAN. – BONJOUR, JEAN. – OOH, LOOK AT YOU. – IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS ABOUT ANYTHING AT ALL I AM MORE THAN HAPPY…

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    What Causes Mass Shootings? | The Daily Show

    Mass shootings. Over the past few years, they have become as regular in America as Star Wars movies, and just like Star Wars movies, people have starting paying less and less attention. But this weekend, something happened. NEWSMAN: The nation mourns the victims of two shooting massacres just 13 hours apart. The massacres in El Paso, Texas, and Dayton, Ohio, happened in startling proximity for a country already too familiar with gun violence. 29 people were killed in the two shooting rampages just 13 hours apart. Yes. In the span of two days– 13 hours, in fact– 84 people were shot, and currently, 31 people have been killed in two…

  • Marianne Williamson – Running for President on a Morality-Driven Platform | The Daily Show
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    Marianne Williamson – Running for President on a Morality-Driven Platform | The Daily Show

    -Welcome to the show. -Thank you so much for having me on. It is an absolute pleasure to have you on, especially considering your journey in this race. When your name was first announced, uh, it was “Oprah’s spiritual advisor,” and I remember being like, “I’m sorry, what?” Um, and then, you know, when the debates came around you’re standing on the stage… And you are a spiritual person, you are somebody who speaks, you know, in larger ideas that just what is happening. It seemed like you were out of your depth. After the second debate, though, you were the most Googled name in, I think, 49 states, and…

  • Town Hall Audience Member – Key & Peele
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    Town Hall Audience Member – Key & Peele

    Folks, I have a simple philosophy. The government should work for everyone, not just the elite. And that’s why I helped pass the farm bill, because I care about farmers. But I won’t stop there. I will work for everyone, whether you are young, whether you are old, whether you are Asian or Hispanic, whether you are straight or whether you are gay. I will work for all of you. And that’s why I also support marriage equality. Folks don’t choose to be gay, anymore than I choose to be straight. Could you imagine if someone told you that you couldn’t marry the person that you loved? I’m sorry, I…

  • Talking Dems – Marianne Williamson on Abortion, Bigotry and Flipping the Senate | The Daily Show
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    Talking Dems – Marianne Williamson on Abortion, Bigotry and Flipping the Senate | The Daily Show

    (audience laughing) – Yes, ma’am, what’s your question? – You spoke a lot about spirituality in your guiding, applying spirituality. How would you use spirituality to guide the conversation on women’s choice, abortion, I think that’s really important. I think both sides, and there’s a lot of legitimacy in spirituality, but also, how would you put that in the public sphere? – Yeah, well. (audience applauding) Thank you. The spirituality is the path of the heart. That’s all that spirituality is. When it comes to abortion, I do believe that it’s a moral issue. But it is to me an issue of private morality and I trust the moral decision…

  • Well, I Don’t Know About That – America’s First Amendment – The Jim Jefferies Show – Comedy Central
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    Well, I Don’t Know About That – America’s First Amendment – The Jim Jefferies Show – Comedy Central

    IN CELEBRATION OF FOURTH OF JULY, NPR TWEETED THE ENTIRE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE. AND THE WHOLE BUNCH OF PEOPLE RESPONDED BY DECLARING THEIR INDEPENDENCE FROM INTELLIGENCE.>>TRUMP SUPPORTERS DIDN’T RECOGNIZE THE WORDS FROM ONE OF NATION’S FOUNDING DOCUMENTS. THEY THOUGHT NPR WAS PROMOTING PROPAGANDA AND INCITING VIOLENCE. ONE PERSON TWEETED, SO NPR IS CALLING FOR REVOLUTION, INTERESTING WAY TO CONDONE THE VIOLENCE WHILE TRYING TO SOUND PATRIOTIC. >>YES. THE VOTING PATRIOTS GETTING RILED UP BECAUSE THEY DON’T RECOGNIZE THEIR OWN COUNTRY’S FOUNDING DOCUMENT. LIKE GETTING MAD BECAUSE YOUR GIRLFRIEND SAID YOUR NAME IN BED. JIM! WHO THE [ BLEEP ]’S JIM? OH, I THOUGHT YOU WERE. WELL, I AM! BUT THERE’S…