• Staging an Intervention On Air (feat. Shane Torres) – The Bonfire w/ Big Jay Oakerson & Dan Soder
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    Staging an Intervention On Air (feat. Shane Torres) – The Bonfire w/ Big Jay Oakerson & Dan Soder

    – Thursday I get to go– – Could be here tomorrow. – To the Gary Clark Jr. Show – Yeah Thursday. – We all meet up at the Beacon, Lou comes, the words you never wanna hear before a hang, he goes “I was drinking with Merc Face before he came here.” – Ohhhhh, primed Lewitski that means he’s. – That’s fucking arm freckle drinking, you know what I mean? (heavy guitar music) (fire crackling) – Who all went to the show? – It was five of us which was very cool of him to hook us up like that. – It’s great. – It was me, Christine, DJ Lou,…

  • Pelosi Presses On & Constitutional Scholars Testify | The Daily Show
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    Pelosi Presses On & Constitutional Scholars Testify | The Daily Show

    Impeachment took yet another major step forward when Nancy Pelosi, Speaker of the House and sober Lucille Bluth, gathered up all the flags she could find for a major announcement. NEWSMAN: House Speaker Nancy Pelosi announcing to the country and to the world that articles of impeachment against President Trump will proceed, Pelosi telling the American people that Trump has left the U.S. Congress with no choice but to move forward. Sadly but with confidence and humility, with allegiance to our founders and a heart full of love for America, today I am asking our chairman to proceed with articles of impeachment. Oh, my God, oh, my God! Oh, my…

  • Democratic Presidential Candidate Andrew Yang’s Campaign for Universal Basic Income | The Daily Show
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    Democratic Presidential Candidate Andrew Yang’s Campaign for Universal Basic Income | The Daily Show

    There are now 15 Democrats running in the primary. That’s so many people. Look at all those faces. Look at all of those faces! They’ve got enough people to start the world’s worst soccer team. And because there are so many Democrats running, many Democratic voters are wondering, “How do I know which one to choose?” Well, for Ronny Chieng, the choice is clear. Here’s his report. The 2020 presidential campaign. Like my afternoon poop, it’s not quite here yet, but I can already feel it. Out of all the candidates, there’s only one I can see myself in. I’m Andrew Yang, and I’m running for president as a Democrat…

  • So, What Is a Universal Basic Income? – The Jim Jefferies Show
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    So, What Is a Universal Basic Income? – The Jim Jefferies Show

    THERE ARE ROUGHLY 40 MILLION AMERICANS LIVING IN POVERTY. THANKS TO DONALD TRUMP, THAT’S ALL ABOUT TO CHANGE. THE ADMINISTRATION IS CONSIDERING CHANGING THE DEFINITION OF POVERTY SO FEWER FAMILIES WILL QUALIFY FOR GOVERNMENT ASSISTANCE. SO PROBLEM SOLVED. I GUESS THAT’S ONE WAY TO DEAL WITH POVERTY, JUST SAY IT’S NOT POVERTY. THAT’S LIKE, IF YOU HAD STAGE CANCER AND THE DOCTOR SAID NO, THAT’S JUST A PANCREAS BRUISE, PUT SOME ICE ON IT. IT’S A PRETTY SIMPLE IDEA.>>THE PROBLEM WITH POVERTY IS NOT HAVING ENOUGH MONEY. THE SIMPLE SOLUTION WHEN SOMEONE DOESN’T HAVE ENOUGH MONEY IS TO GIVE THEM MONEY. SO THAT’S MORE OR UNIVERSAL BASIC INCOME.>>IT’S A MONTHLY…

  • The Nightly Show – Pape Pope vs. The Confederate Flag
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    The Nightly Show – Pape Pope vs. The Confederate Flag

    (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) >>IF HE WERE SPEAKING TO SOMEONE WHO WANTED TO RAISE THE CONFEDERATE FLAG, HE WOULD PROBABLY START OFF BY SAYING SOMETHING TO THE EFFECT OF, YOU ARE SOME FUNNY, FUNNY PEOPLE. FOR YOU IT’S ALWAYS SUMMERTIME AND THE LIVIN’ IS EASY. YOUR MAMA’S RICH AND YOUR MAMA’S GOT LOOKIN’. YOU’RE A CONFEDERATE, A PROUD SOUTHERN WHITE BOY. YOUR BIBLE IN YOUR HAND AND A SHOTGUN IN YOUR PICKUP TRUCK. A SOUTHERN WHITE BOY, WITH THE SHAME OF SLAVERY RUNNIN’ THROUGH YOUR VEINS. YOU ARE A BIGOT. I AM A BLACK MAN. I HAVE WORKED AND SCRAPED FOR EVERY INCH OF DIRT I WALK ON. YOU CRIED YOURSELF…

  • Tosh.0 – Web Redemption – Rifle Kid
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    Tosh.0 – Web Redemption – Rifle Kid

    – IT’S THE VIEW OUTSIDE PEOPLE’S DOORS AND WINDOWS THAT HAS WALNUT CREEK NEIGHBORS DOING DOUBLE TAKES. YES, THAT’S A GUY WITH A RIFLE STRAPPED ACROSS HIS BACK WALKING DOWN THE SIDEWALK. – THIS IS MY GRANDDAD’S GUN FROM WORLD WAR II. – 19-YEAR-OLD JOHN SCHULTZ ALSO WEARS A BULLETPROOF VEST, CARRIES AMMO, AND KEEPS A KNIFE. – I HAVE ZIP TIES ON AS WELL, JUST IN CASE. – MY KIDS DON’T EVEN COME OUTSIDE ‘CAUSE THEY’RE SCARED. – HIS WALKS VARY, DAY AND NIGHT. IT’S MOSTLY FOR PICKING UP GARBAGE. – IT’S NOTHING TO DO WITH THE GUN OR THE BODY ARMOR. IT’S THE PERSON. – BUT THERE’S TILL…

  • Confederate Statues: Some See Culture, Some See Racism: The Daily Show
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    Confederate Statues: Some See Culture, Some See Racism: The Daily Show

    It feels like there’s no right answer when it comes to the statues. Do you have a solution to this Confederate statue thing? Oh, yeah, man. The solution, Trevor: How about we get rid of racism? (cheering, applause) (audience clapping rhythmically) -(cheering) -Yeah. That’s it, we just get rid of it. We just did it. (laughter) That was very brave of you. -But seriously, um… -It’s gone. what’s the solution here, like, a real solution? ‘Cause here’s the thing, right? People defending the statues say that this is about Southern culture and heritage. Come on, man. You already know what that’s about. Anybody… anytime somebody says something, it’s “culture” or…

  • The Battle Over Confederate Monuments – The Jim Jefferies Show
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    The Battle Over Confederate Monuments – The Jim Jefferies Show

    – Before I came to America all I knew about the South was what I saw in Gone With the Wind. (explosion) I fell asleep in the middle of the movie. Apparently there was a huge Civil War where lots of people died. And 150 years later, proud Southern folks still celebrate their side’s heritage with flags and monuments. The biggest remaining one is outside Atlanta. Stone Mountain, featuring Confederates Jefferson Davis, Robert E. Lee, and Stonewall Jackson. And at night, they put on a sweet laser show. Who wouldn’t enjoy that? Oh, right. What’s your problem with Stone Mountain? – It is a monument literally to white supremacy. Now…

  • Robert Smalls Escapes Slavery in a Stolen Confederate Ship – Drunk History
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    Robert Smalls Escapes Slavery in a Stolen Confederate Ship – Drunk History

    [belch] HI. I’M MARK GAGLIARDI, AND TODAY WE’RE GOING TO TALK ABOUT ROBERT SMALLS. [laughter] – WHEN ROBERT SMALLS WAS 12 YEARS OLD, HIS FATHER, HENRY MCKEE, THE PLANTATION OWNER, WAS LIKE, LISTEN, MY SON, THAT I’M NOT ALLOWED TO TELL ANYBODY IS MY SON BUT REALLY, YOU’RE MY SON. YOU ARE SPECIALER THAN THE OTHER SLAVES. BUT YOU KEEP GETTING IN TROUBLE. WE THINK THAT THE BEST THING FOR YOU RIGHT NOW IS IF WE SEND YOU TO CHARLESTON. AND ROBERT SMALLS IS LIKE, OH, I’M SORRY. YOU’RE MY [bleep] SLAVE OWNER AND YOU’RE GOING TO SEND ME TO CHARLESTON WHERE I CAN LEARN AN ACTUAL BUSINESS TRADE? YEAH,…

  • The Nightly Show – Enough Already – Confederate Flag in South Carolina
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    The Nightly Show – Enough Already – Confederate Flag in South Carolina

    FIRST THINGS FIRST, THOUGH. HEAVY IN OUR HEARTS AND MINDS ARE THE EVENTS OF SOUTH CAROLINA, BUT THERE WAS HOPEFUL NEWS. GOV. NIKKI HALEY FINALLY CAME FORWARD AND ADDRESSED THE FACT THAT THE CONFEDERATE FLAG IS STILL HANGING IN FRONT OF THE SOUTH CAROLINA STATE CAPITAL.>>TODAY WE’RE HERE AT A MOMENT OF UNITY IN OUR STATE WITHOUT ILL WILL TO SAY IT’S TIME TO MOVE THE FLAG FROM THE CAPITAL GROUNDS.>>YES. [ >>ABSOLUTELY. THAT IS THE RIGHT THING TO DO. GOOD FOR YOU, SOUTH CAROLINA. UP HERE, NIKKI! BUT SERIOUSLY, I MEAN, WHO COULD HAVE BEEN AGAINST THIS, RIGHT? ESPECIALLY IN THE LIGHT OF THE INCIDENT THAT JUST HAPPENED, AND…