• Ignoring Your Brother’s Calls from Prison – Kiry Shabazz – Bill Burr Presents: The Ringers
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    Ignoring Your Brother’s Calls from Prison – Kiry Shabazz – Bill Burr Presents: The Ringers

    – My brother’s in prison. (laughing) he just got a cellphone, which was good at first, but now he calls home too much. Its to the point where we started ignoring his calls. And now he’s getting hostile and angry about it. He tried to text me the other day, he was like hey bro I called you, I was like yeah man my bad I was busy. He’s like “doing what?” I was like, “nigga enjoying my freedom?” like what do you mean? (laughing) I went outside to run my fingers through blades of grass. Picked a few daffodils. I helped a baby bird back in it’s nest okay,…

  • Can You Love the Constitution If You Can’t Read It?
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    Can You Love the Constitution If You Can’t Read It?

    LET’S GET STRAIGHT INTO THE HEAD LINES. THE BAD NEWS KEEPS PILING ON FOR PRESIDENT TRUMP. AS YOU KNOW, HE’S IN THE MIDDLE OF AN IMPEACHMENT TRIAL. WELL, NOW A NEW WHITE HOUSE TELL-ALL BOOK DETAILS YET ANOTHER EMBARRASSING INCIDENT. WHILE TAKING PART IN A NEW DOCUMENTARY, TRUMP REPORTEDLY STRUGGLED SO MUCH TO READ A PASSAGE FROM THE CONSTITUTION THAT HE GREW FRUSTRATED AND BLAMED NEARBY STAFF. HE WAS LIKE, “I CAN’T FIND WALDO! WHERE IS WALDO?!” IN TRUMP’S DEFENSE, THE PRESIDENTIAL OATH OF OFFICE SAYS HE WILL “PRESERVE, PROTECT, AND DEFEND THE CONSTITUTION.” THERE’S NOTHING IN THERE ABOUT BEING ABLE TO READ IT. THIS IS TRUE, AT ONE POINT,…

  • Chucky | Halloween Horror Nights | Universal Studios 2018
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    Chucky | Halloween Horror Nights | Universal Studios 2018

    What’s your name stooge Yeah you Kyle, oh how very millennial of you Kyle Hey Kyle, is that your girlfriend? no no you don’t have one hahahahaha Hey lady What your name yea, you Elmo Emily Henley Hey Henley that Kyle I now pronounce you Psychopath And Psychopath. Thank you and what you favored weapon of choice Kyle? So hard my hands Like when like you gotta be more specific than that kinda choked people do you punch them to death You just give them the middle finger until they drop dead hahahahaha does it really I find it rather ineffective right tell you what you use your finger I’ll…

  • Granny PottyMouth Intervention by FunFoods & Slice n Rice
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    Granny PottyMouth Intervention by FunFoods & Slice n Rice

    hey everyone it’s James from funfoods and today’s video is gonna be a bit different from my usual videos it’s a collaboration video with granny potty mouth and slice and rice who also made videos on their channel for this collaboration so after you’re done watching this video be sure to head over to their channels watch their videos comment below telling them that you came from James and fun foods for right now I hope you enjoy this video (James):hey guys it was so great seeing granny this weekend at playlist (Slice): yes! (Rice): I know she’s great love her (James): she’s awesome! (Slice): She’s hilarious too. (James): the…

  • Dave Chappelle Acceptance Speech | 2019 Mark Twain Prize
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    Dave Chappelle Acceptance Speech | 2019 Mark Twain Prize

    Thank you, thank you! I like not knowing what’s gonna happen I like making memories sometimes I do all this crazy **** around my colleagues just so that they can tell their friends I did it. Rather than talk about myself, just briefly I want to just talk about my genre, stand-up comedy is an incredibly American genre. I don’t think any other country could produce this many comedians, and unbeknownst to many people in this audience, I don’t think there’s opinion that exists in this country that is not represented in a comedy club by somebody. Each and every one of you has a champion in the room. We…

  • Congress Votes to Limit Trump’s War Powers After Iran Lies: A Closer Look
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    Congress Votes to Limit Trump’s War Powers After Iran Lies: A Closer Look

    -The House voted today to rein in the president’s war powers as it becomes increasingly clear the Trump administration lied to justify an unconstitutional act of war. For more on this, it’s time for “A Closer Look.” [ Cheers and applause ] Amid lingering tensions and unanswered questions from a crisis he started with Iran, as well as an impending impeachment trial in the Senate, President Trump took questions at the White House today, and decided to whine about the fact that no one gives him credit for giving up his presidential salary. Trump tried to say that he donates the money to good causes, like fighting the opioid epidemic,…

  • Trump Lies About Iran Crisis, Blames Obama: A Closer Look
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    Trump Lies About Iran Crisis, Blames Obama: A Closer Look

    -The president brought us to the brink of a disastrous war with Iran and then today claimed credit for stopping it. For more on this, it’s time for “A Closer Look.” [ Suspenseful theme plays ] [ Cheers and applause ] Last night, Iran launched missiles at two bases in Iraq housing US troops in retaliation for the assassination of a top Iranian general, Qasem Soleimani. It was obviously a harrowing moment with the lives of US and Iraqi troops at risk, and everyone had that sickening feeling that we maybe had just lurched into an immoral and catastrophic war with Iran. It was one of those moments where you’re…

  • Try Not To Eat Challenge – Simpsons Food At Universal Studios | People Vs. Food
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    Try Not To Eat Challenge – Simpsons Food At Universal Studios | People Vs. Food

    – Seriously? – I’m just going in! – Taco cheers, woo! – Cheers! – Give me a fork and knife! ♪ (upbeat intro) ♪ – (FBE) We’re here in Springfield at Universal Studios Hollywood for one of our hardest Try Not To Eat Challenges yet. Can Simpsons fans resist all the amazing foods in Simpsons Land? Let’s find out! Thank you so much for coming out to Springfield today. – We’re so happy to be in Springfield! – Yep. – (FBE) What do you love about the Simpsons? – I love how funny it is. I just love how ridiculous it is. – I like that they just go there.…

  • Guy Who Can’t Stop Quoting Movies (feat. @Gus Johnson) – Addiction Busters
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    Guy Who Can’t Stop Quoting Movies (feat. @Gus Johnson) – Addiction Busters

    – Brad is the most annoying guy in our office, maybe the world. We share a cubicle and mornings are rough. – Good mornin’. And, in case I don’t see ya, good afternoon, good evening and good night. That was the… – Truman Show, got it. – Well, alrighty then. (suspenseful music) – The first time Brad’s dad messaged me on Seeking Arrangements, he told me his son had a problem. I assumed it was a drug problem, but he said no, worse. – I met Brad in a chat room for Shrek fans. I thought it was cool that he knew every line from Shrek, but then, a few…

  • Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Gus’ Gas Problem
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    Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Gus’ Gas Problem

    The other day I got a bill from the gas company And I thought “this is weird, I just got a bill the other day, why am I getting another bill?” So I open up this new bill and it says Final Bill And I thought “well, this shouldn’t be my final bill” So I called the gas company and they say “Oh Yeah, Yeah!” Well, your service has been cancelled. And I said “why” and they said “Oh A new tenant activated service at that address” And I said “New tenant?” I bought this house 2 months ago And I said “who activated service at this address” And On…