• Burning Man Festival – Full Episode – RENO 911!
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    Burning Man Festival – Full Episode – RENO 911!

    (energetic rock music) – Yeah Rita this is 11 Charlie 51, we are north bound on 395, purple Lexus, Minnesota plate. – I-W– – I-W-D – I-W-D, D as dog. – It’s a vanity plate. – It’s a vanity plate, hold on. I-W-D-I – I would die for– – Four, the letter four, you. – I would die for you. – I would die for you. – What was that, Prince? – Hell, I don’t know. (Bleep) (crash) (police sirens) (energetic rock music) – Oh ho! (dog growling) (police sirens) – Yeah hi, I read your advertisement in the yellow pages. Yeah I was interested in the two, exactly. Two…

  • John Mulaney Lays Out His Campaign for Mayor of New York City
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    John Mulaney Lays Out His Campaign for Mayor of New York City

    -There was a thing saying you might run for mayor. -For New York. No, New York, not South Bend. -No, for mayor of New York City? -Yeah, I know, I’m going to start with New York. Listen, no. [ Cheers and applause ] It’s not — Thank you, I appreciate that. -Standing ovation. -Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. [ Cheering continues ] -Please. -They were ready for it. It’s unbelievable. -Thank you. Please, sit down. Please sit down. -Here he is. -Please sit. -John Mulaney! -Please. -Mayor Mulaney! -Earlier this evening, I called Mayor de Blasio and I conceded because I got zero votes, and — [ Laughter ]…

  • How Nellie Bly Transformed Journalism Forever (feat. Laura Dern) – Drunk History
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    How Nellie Bly Transformed Journalism Forever (feat. Laura Dern) – Drunk History

    – HELLO, I’M GONNA TELL YOU ABOUT NELLIE BLY, A VERY GOOD JOURNALIST FROM THE 1880s WHO DID AN EXPOSE ON THE WORLD OF MENTAL ILLNESS. NELLIE BLY WAS A VERY STRONG-MINDED WOMAN. SHE GETS A LOAD OF A COLUMN FROM A LOCAL PITTSBURG PAPER, AND IT’S SUPER SEXIST. THE ARTICLE WAS LIKE, CHICKS GOT TO STAY IN THE KITCHEN. GIRLS GOT TO–WHY EVEN BOTHER BEING EDUCATED WHEN YOU JUST GOT TO GET MARRIED AND HAVE BABIES? AND SHE WAS LIKE, [bleep] THIS GUY. GIRLS ARE BETTER THAN BEING IN THE KITCHEN, BEING WIVES, AND SEWING [bleep]. I’M SUPER SMART, AND I’M GONNA SHOW YOU I’M SUPER SMART JUST TO…

  • 2020 Primaries & China’s Coronavirus Mask Shortage | The Daily Show: Global Edition
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    2020 Primaries & China’s Coronavirus Mask Shortage | The Daily Show: Global Edition

    – Welcome to “The Daily Show: Global Edition.” I’m Roy Wood, Jr., host of the award-winning “CP Time.” And in honor of Black History Month, Trevor has asked me to introduce the show. But before we begin, some news out of Spain, where authorities have shut down an international criminal gang that trafficked in stolen cardboard. So now if you want a huge amount of cardboard, you’ll just have to buy something from Amazon. Thanks for somehow shipping me that wristwatch in five separate boxes. Here are this week’s headlines. ♪♪ – Let’s kick it off with the big news: Equifax. Some people know them as a credit reporting agency.…

  • Every YouTuber Who Can’t Stop Using Special Effects (ft. King Vader) – Addiction Busters
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    Every YouTuber Who Can’t Stop Using Special Effects (ft. King Vader) – Addiction Busters

    – I like special effects just as much as the next virgin, but King Vader, he takes it too far. I can’t even get through breakfast. He literally takes it away! (magical whooshing) Come on, dude! You know I can’t shit without my fiber! I’m gonna be backed up for weeks! (dramatic music) – Yeah, his special effects are annoying and they always screw up my hair. But I tolerate it because King Vader has a huge following. – It’s gotten to a point where he’ll pick a fight just to have an excuse to use some special effects. – Hey bro, did you get my coffee? – What, no?…

  • December 15: Bill & Ted’s Rights: Lisa Arch
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    December 15: Bill & Ted’s Rights: Lisa Arch

    that you want me, want me to keep talking about stuff Now Today in 1941 President Franklin D Roosevelt declared December fifteenth to be bill of rights day the bill of rights is the collective name for the first ten amendments to the constitution serving to protect the natural rights of liberty and property originally when it was ratified today in seventeen ninety one it was only for white men sort of like Ted Haggard’s parties uh… today big day for towers because gustavo eiffel was born in eighteen thirty two and because in 2001 the leaning tower of Pisa reopened after eleven years of renovations and even though 27…

  • Yang Is Out, But Universal Basic Income Still Matters | The Daily Show
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    Yang Is Out, But Universal Basic Income Still Matters | The Daily Show

    CHIENG: Andrew Yang dropped out of the 2020 presidential race, and I’m a little sad about it. Last year, I met him in person, and there was just something about the guy that made me trust him. Not to mention, I really wanted that free money he was promising. Every American adult at the age of 18 should get $1,000 a month free and clear from the government to do whatever they want. CHIENG: Making it rain! It’s called “UBI,” or “Universal Basic Income.” And although the dream died with Yang’s campaign, a few lucky families did get a thousand dollars a month for a year as a test program,…

  • If Civil War Reenactments Were Honest – Key & Peele
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    If Civil War Reenactments Were Honest – Key & Peele

    – MEN, AS WE LAUNCH THE COUNTERATTACK AGAINST THE UNION ARMY, WE MUST REMEMBER THAT EVEN THOUGH WE MAY DIE A GLORIOUS DEATH ON THE BATTLEFIELD, WE DO SO TO PRESERVE A WAY OF LIFE. THE SOUTHERN WAY OF LIFE. A WAY OF LIFE SO PURE AND BEAUTIFUL THAT NO MAN NOR GOVERNMENT CAN TAKE THIS AWAY FROM US. THE RIGHT… THE RIGHT TO PRESERVE. OUR OWN SO– TO– WE A– OH, [bleep]. – WELL, HELLO THERE, MASSA. SORRY WE LATE. – SHORE DIDN’T MEAN TO SNEAK UP ON YA, SIR. – LOOK, FELLAS, WE’RE TRYING TO HAVE A NICE, LITTLE CIVIL WAR REENACTMENT HERE. WE DON’T WANT ANY TROUBLE.…

  • GOP-Controlled Senate Finds Trump Not Guilty, But Mitt Romney Honors His Oath And Votes To Convict
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    GOP-Controlled Senate Finds Trump Not Guilty, But Mitt Romney Honors His Oath And Votes To Convict

    WELCOME, ONE AND ALL. PLEASE HAVE A SEAT. FOLKS, WELCOME ONE AND ALL, IN HERE, OUT THERE, ALL AROUND THE WORLD TO “THE L “THE LATE SHOW.” IN THE I’M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT. LET’S GET RIGHT TO IT. THE BIG STORY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT: A COYOTE AND A BADGER ARE FRIENDS! LOOK, HE’S SAYING, “COME ON, BUDDY, LET’S GO!” AND THEY’RE OFF ON AN ADVENTURE! THEY’RE TEAMING UP TO FINALLY TAKE DOWN THAT ROAD RUNNER– UNLESS THE ROAD RUNNER ALSO HA MADE A FRIEND. MAYBE IT’S A POSSUM. DOESN’T THAT WARM YOUR HEART A LITTLE BIT? IF THOSE TWO ANIMALS CAN GET ALONG, MAYBE WE AS AMERICANS, DESPITE…