• Sen. Bernie Sanders Details His Climate Change Legislation
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    Sen. Bernie Sanders Details His Climate Change Legislation

    HE’S A CROWD PLEASER. WE’RE BACK HERE WITH SENATOR BERNIE SANDERS. SENATOR, LET ME ASK YOU THIS, LAST WEEK THE WORKING FAMILIES PARTY ENDORSED ELIZABETH WARREN BUT THEY ENDORSED YOU IN 2016, SO FOR PEOPLE WHO LOOK AT THAT ENDORSEMENT AND THEY THINK, WELL, THEY MUST BE THE SAME PEOPLE, WHAT DIFFERENTIATES YOU AND ELIZABETH WARREN? HOW AS A CASUAL OBSERVER WOULD I TELL YOUR IDEAS APART FROM HEARSE.>>SENATOR WARREN WILL RUN HER CAMPAIGN AND I’LL RUN MINE, BUT THIS IS WHAT I WOULD SAY — IF YOU ARE CONCERNED ABOUT THE ENORMOUS THREAT OF CLIMATE CHANGE, AND IF YOU THINK WE SHOULD LISTEN TO THE SCIENTISTS AND DEVELOP A…

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    Trump Could Face Articles of Impeachment by Halloween

    -Guys, I’m very pumped about this. Billie Eilish is my guest tonight. [ Cheers and applause ] Billie — Billie is incredible. She just 17 years old, and she’s about to go on a world tour. Meanwhile, when I was 17, I was touring a fake I.D. around every 7-Eleven. [ Laughter ] “Can I get some…” [ Laughter ] Guys, this is our final live show this week, and I just want to thank our incredible staff for all their hard work. Thank you, guys, very much. [ Cheers and applause ] I also want to thank President Trump for making everyone’s job a lot easier. Let’s get to…

  • Chappelle’s Show – Tron Carter’s “Law & Order” – Uncensored
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    Chappelle’s Show – Tron Carter’s “Law & Order” – Uncensored

    – HOW WAS WORK TODAY, CHARLES? – OH, SAME OLD, SAME OLD. ACCOUNTING’S COMPLAINING ABOUT US MISLEADING THE STOCKHOLDERS AND BLOWING THE EMPLOYEE PENSIONS AND– WHAT A BUNCH OF BABIES. I MEAN, COME ON, THIS IS BUSINESS, PEOPLE, RIGHT? AND SPEAKING OF BUSINESS, YEAH? [growls] SATCHCO, TAKE A POWDER. AND YOU. – [screams] – [growls] – [meows] – SNUGGLE BUNNY! – [laughs] – GET ON THE GROUND! – [screaming] [dog panting] – SHUT THAT FUCKING DOG UP! [gunshot] GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND! STOP RESISTING, SIR! [phone ringing] – NIGGA, I SAID STOP CALLING HERE, ALL RIGHT? I’M BAGGING UP THE COKE UP AS FAST AS I CAN! – I’M…

  • Bill & Melinda Gates Talk Taxing The Wealthy
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    Bill & Melinda Gates Talk Taxing The Wealthy

    WELCOME BACK TO “THE LATE SHOW.” FOLKS, MY NEXT GUESTS ARE RENOWNED PHILANTHROPISTS WHO LEAD THE BILL AND MELINDA GATES FOUNDATION. PLEASE WELCOME BILL AND MELINDA GATES! ♪ ♪ ♪ ( APPLAUSE ) ♪ ♪ ♪ ( APPLAUSE ) ( APPLAUSE ) >>Stephen: PLEASE. GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN.>>GREAT TO SEE YOU.>>Stephen: I HAVE INTERVIEWED YOU BOTH. I DON’T THINK I HAVE EVER INTERVIEWED YOU BOTH TOGETHER.>>WE’LL SEE HOW IT GOES.>>Stephen: WE WILL SEE WHO IS THE WORD HOG BETWEEN THE TWO OF YOU. ALL THESE QUESTIONS WILL BE JUMP BALLS HERE. YOU ARE HERE TO TALK ABOUT YOUR 2009 ANNUAL LETTER. YOU GUYS PUT OUT A LETTER EVERY YEAR…

  • Charlie Murphy’s True Hollywood Stories: Rick James & Prince – Chappelle’s Show
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    Charlie Murphy’s True Hollywood Stories: Rick James & Prince – Chappelle’s Show

    I can recall another one like that. I think it was in ’85, when all that androgyny s**t was going on. What was wild was that the guy who looked the most like a bitch was getting all the women. Even I had Jheri curls coming out and I had my s**t slicked to the side and all that. If you wearing baggy s**t now and you acting hard, if you from L.A., you motherf**kers was wearing some strange s**t. We in the club, we getting our groove on, shaking it up, and Prince came in. That’s when “Purple Rain” came out, and Prince was the s**t. You know what…

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    Chappelle’s Show – “Frontline” – Clayton Bigsby Pt. 1 – Uncensored

    FOR THE LAST 15 YEARS, A MAN NAMED CLAYTON BIGSBY HAS BEEN THE LEADING VOICE OF THE WHITE-SUPREMACIST MOVEMENT IN AMERICA. THOUGH NOT SOLD IN ANY MAJOR BOOKSTORES, HIS BOOKS “DUMP TRUCK”, “NIGGER STAIN”, “I SMELL NIGGER” AND “NIGGER BOOK” HAVE SOLD OVER 600,000 COPIES COMBINED. DESPITE HIS POPULARITY, VERY FEW HAVE EVER SEEN HIM DUE TO HIS RECLUSIVENESS. BUT IN AN EFFORT TO BRING HIS MESSAGE TO A WIDER AUDIENCE, HE AGREED TO GIVE HIS FIRST PUBLIC INTERVIEW EVER… TO “FRONTLINE”. BUT, GETTING TO MR. BIGSBY WAS AN ODYSSEY IN ITSELF, RIDDLED WITH BACK-COUNTRY HOLLOWS, SHIFTY GO-BETWEENS AND PALPABLE DANGER. EXCUSE ME. NOT SURE WE’RE IN THE RIGHT PLACE.…

  • Fixing the Constitution in Five Minutes – The Jim Jefferies Show
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    Fixing the Constitution in Five Minutes – The Jim Jefferies Show

    RECENTLY I’VE BEEN STUDYING THE CONSTITUTION, IT’S BEEN THE BACKBONE OF OUR NATION FOR MORE THAN 200 YEARS. AND I HAVE TO SAY, IT’S DULL AS [ BLEEP ]. LUCKILY IT CAN BE CHANGED AND REWRITTEN. I THINK IT’S TIME TO UPDATE IT FOR TODAY’S MODERN WORLD. THAT’S WHAT I PLEDGE TO DO IN OUR NEW SEGMENT, AMENDING THE AMENDMENTS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪>>FIRST, LET ME FIX SOME OBVIOUS PROBLEMS WITH THE CONSTITUTION. I JUST DREW A PENIS. A LOT OF IT DOESN’T EVEN MAKE SENSE. FOR INSTANCE, THE 18th AMENDMENT ESTABLISHED PROHIBITION, BUT THE 21st AMENDMENT REPEALED IT. THAT SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING A DRUNK WOULD DO. YOU…

  • Stephen Colbert Fills Every Vacant Federal Government Job
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    Stephen Colbert Fills Every Vacant Federal Government Job

    HOUSE THAT IS RUNNING ON EMPTY. THE ENTIRE GOVERNMENT IS DRASTICALLY UNDERSTAFFED. EACH INCOMING PRESIDENT HAS ABOUT 4,000– SOMETHING LIKE THAT, THOUSANDS OF POLITICAL POSITIONS TO FILL, AND SO FAR, ONLY ABOUT HALF OF THEM HAVE BEEN FILLED BY THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION. IT DOESN’T HELP THAT THEIR CRAIGLIST AD SAYS, “SINKING SHIP SEEKS RATS!” ( LAUGHTER )BUT THERE ARE– ( APPLAUSE )THERE ARE– PEOPLE LOOKING FOR A JOB. RATS! LET’S HEAR IT FOR RATS! BUT THERE ARE A FEW DIEHARDS WHO BELIEVE WE SHOULD HAVE GOVERNMENT, LIKE THE FOLKS AT THE PARTNERSHIP FOR PUBLIC SERVICE. THEY’RE A NON-PROFIT ORGANIZATION THAT WORKS WITH FEDERAL AGENCIES TO HELP FILL VACANT JOBS. I…

  • French Restaurant – Key & Peele
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    French Restaurant – Key & Peele

    – GOD, THIS PLACE IS SO NICE. – THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE ONE OF THE BEST FRENCH PLACES IN TOWN. – MM, I DID NOT REALIZE THAT YOU WERE SO CULTURED. – YOU’RE SWEET. MY FRENCH IS PRETTY GOOD, SO I CAN ORDER FOR BOTH OF US. – OOH. – IF YOU’D LIKE. – WELL, WELL, WELL. – BONJOUR. WELCOME TO CHEZ DE LA NOTRE VENDRE, I AM YOUR WAITER FOR THIS EVENING. MY NAME IS JEAN-LUC DE LA PIERRE-RENAULT, BUT YOU MAY CALL ME JEAN. – BONJOUR, JEAN. – OOH, LOOK AT YOU. – IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS ABOUT ANYTHING AT ALL I AM MORE THAN HAPPY…

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    What Causes Mass Shootings? | The Daily Show

    Mass shootings. Over the past few years, they have become as regular in America as Star Wars movies, and just like Star Wars movies, people have starting paying less and less attention. But this weekend, something happened. NEWSMAN: The nation mourns the victims of two shooting massacres just 13 hours apart. The massacres in El Paso, Texas, and Dayton, Ohio, happened in startling proximity for a country already too familiar with gun violence. 29 people were killed in the two shooting rampages just 13 hours apart. Yes. In the span of two days– 13 hours, in fact– 84 people were shot, and currently, 31 people have been killed in two…