• Chappelle’s Show – Tron Carter’s “Law & Order” – Uncensored
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    Chappelle’s Show – Tron Carter’s “Law & Order” – Uncensored

    – HOW WAS WORK TODAY, CHARLES? – OH, SAME OLD, SAME OLD. ACCOUNTING’S COMPLAINING ABOUT US MISLEADING THE STOCKHOLDERS AND BLOWING THE EMPLOYEE PENSIONS AND– WHAT A BUNCH OF BABIES. I MEAN, COME ON, THIS IS BUSINESS, PEOPLE, RIGHT? AND SPEAKING OF BUSINESS, YEAH? [growls] SATCHCO, TAKE A POWDER. AND YOU. – [screams] – [growls] – [meows] – SNUGGLE BUNNY! – [laughs] – GET ON THE GROUND! – [screaming] [dog panting] – SHUT THAT FUCKING DOG UP! [gunshot] GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND! STOP RESISTING, SIR! [phone ringing] – NIGGA, I SAID STOP CALLING HERE, ALL RIGHT? I’M BAGGING UP THE COKE UP AS FAST AS I CAN! – I’M…

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    Billionaire Bill Gates Guesses Grocery Store Prices

    All right. We’re going to test your knowledge of some everyday items that you get at the supermarket. When’s the last time that you have been at a supermarket? A long time ago. OK. [LAUGHTER] All right. This will be interesting. All right. If you can guess three out of the five products within $1 of each one, the audience will get something, OK? [CHEERING] If you get all of them, we’ll pay off your children’s student loans. [LAUGHTER] No danger there. No. [LAUGHTER] All right. TWitch is going to be our prize model. And here we go. There is Rice-A-Roni right there– [HARP MUSIC] –the San Francisco treat, of…

  • Bill & Melinda Gates Talk Taxing The Wealthy
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    Bill & Melinda Gates Talk Taxing The Wealthy

    WELCOME BACK TO “THE LATE SHOW.” FOLKS, MY NEXT GUESTS ARE RENOWNED PHILANTHROPISTS WHO LEAD THE BILL AND MELINDA GATES FOUNDATION. PLEASE WELCOME BILL AND MELINDA GATES! ♪ ♪ ♪ ( APPLAUSE ) ♪ ♪ ♪ ( APPLAUSE ) ( APPLAUSE ) >>Stephen: PLEASE. GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN.>>GREAT TO SEE YOU.>>Stephen: I HAVE INTERVIEWED YOU BOTH. I DON’T THINK I HAVE EVER INTERVIEWED YOU BOTH TOGETHER.>>WE’LL SEE HOW IT GOES.>>Stephen: WE WILL SEE WHO IS THE WORD HOG BETWEEN THE TWO OF YOU. ALL THESE QUESTIONS WILL BE JUMP BALLS HERE. YOU ARE HERE TO TALK ABOUT YOUR 2009 ANNUAL LETTER. YOU GUYS PUT OUT A LETTER EVERY YEAR…

  • Charlie Murphy’s True Hollywood Stories: Rick James & Prince – Chappelle’s Show
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    Charlie Murphy’s True Hollywood Stories: Rick James & Prince – Chappelle’s Show

    I can recall another one like that. I think it was in ’85, when all that androgyny s**t was going on. What was wild was that the guy who looked the most like a bitch was getting all the women. Even I had Jheri curls coming out and I had my s**t slicked to the side and all that. If you wearing baggy s**t now and you acting hard, if you from L.A., you motherf**kers was wearing some strange s**t. We in the club, we getting our groove on, shaking it up, and Prince came in. That’s when “Purple Rain” came out, and Prince was the s**t. You know what…

  • Kirsten Dunst on Walk of Fame Star, Her Son & New Show
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    Kirsten Dunst on Walk of Fame Star, Her Son & New Show

    – Congratulations to you. Thank you. Thanks for coming. Thanks for having me. You had a baby since last time you were here. I did, and last time I was on your show, I nervously told you during a commercial break. I’m like, I’m pregnant right now. I hope I don’t throw up. I did. I told you that. Yeah, yeah. Well, was I the first to know? Lie, say yes. I’d love to be the first to know. – My family and you. – Oh, really. That’s nice. – Yeah. Wow. Anything you want to tell me in the next break? I could be pregnant. I’m not. Not that…

  • The Try Guys Try Immigrating To America
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    The Try Guys Try Immigrating To America

    – Torture convention? What’s a torture convention? Is that like Comic-Con but for assholes? (laughing) Immigration. (upbeat music) – Give us your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, sometimes. – Today, we’re gonna find out what does it take to get into America. Am I allowed to lie on this test? – Okay. – Both my parents are immigrants. But I have no idea what the steps are. I don’t know if they had to, like, submit head shots, or do like an audition reel. Hello, my name is Jay. I like freedom, rap music, and I like cowboy boots. American now? – Well, I’m Hiroshi…

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    Chappelle’s Show – “Frontline” – Clayton Bigsby Pt. 1 – Uncensored

    FOR THE LAST 15 YEARS, A MAN NAMED CLAYTON BIGSBY HAS BEEN THE LEADING VOICE OF THE WHITE-SUPREMACIST MOVEMENT IN AMERICA. THOUGH NOT SOLD IN ANY MAJOR BOOKSTORES, HIS BOOKS “DUMP TRUCK”, “NIGGER STAIN”, “I SMELL NIGGER” AND “NIGGER BOOK” HAVE SOLD OVER 600,000 COPIES COMBINED. DESPITE HIS POPULARITY, VERY FEW HAVE EVER SEEN HIM DUE TO HIS RECLUSIVENESS. BUT IN AN EFFORT TO BRING HIS MESSAGE TO A WIDER AUDIENCE, HE AGREED TO GIVE HIS FIRST PUBLIC INTERVIEW EVER… TO “FRONTLINE”. BUT, GETTING TO MR. BIGSBY WAS AN ODYSSEY IN ITSELF, RIDDLED WITH BACK-COUNTRY HOLLOWS, SHIFTY GO-BETWEENS AND PALPABLE DANGER. EXCUSE ME. NOT SURE WE’RE IN THE RIGHT PLACE.…

  • Fixing the Constitution in Five Minutes – The Jim Jefferies Show
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    Fixing the Constitution in Five Minutes – The Jim Jefferies Show

    RECENTLY I’VE BEEN STUDYING THE CONSTITUTION, IT’S BEEN THE BACKBONE OF OUR NATION FOR MORE THAN 200 YEARS. AND I HAVE TO SAY, IT’S DULL AS [ BLEEP ]. LUCKILY IT CAN BE CHANGED AND REWRITTEN. I THINK IT’S TIME TO UPDATE IT FOR TODAY’S MODERN WORLD. THAT’S WHAT I PLEDGE TO DO IN OUR NEW SEGMENT, AMENDING THE AMENDMENTS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪>>FIRST, LET ME FIX SOME OBVIOUS PROBLEMS WITH THE CONSTITUTION. I JUST DREW A PENIS. A LOT OF IT DOESN’T EVEN MAKE SENSE. FOR INSTANCE, THE 18th AMENDMENT ESTABLISHED PROHIBITION, BUT THE 21st AMENDMENT REPEALED IT. THAT SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING A DRUNK WOULD DO. YOU…

  • Stephen Colbert Fills Every Vacant Federal Government Job
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    Stephen Colbert Fills Every Vacant Federal Government Job

    HOUSE THAT IS RUNNING ON EMPTY. THE ENTIRE GOVERNMENT IS DRASTICALLY UNDERSTAFFED. EACH INCOMING PRESIDENT HAS ABOUT 4,000– SOMETHING LIKE THAT, THOUSANDS OF POLITICAL POSITIONS TO FILL, AND SO FAR, ONLY ABOUT HALF OF THEM HAVE BEEN FILLED BY THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION. IT DOESN’T HELP THAT THEIR CRAIGLIST AD SAYS, “SINKING SHIP SEEKS RATS!” ( LAUGHTER )BUT THERE ARE– ( APPLAUSE )THERE ARE– PEOPLE LOOKING FOR A JOB. RATS! LET’S HEAR IT FOR RATS! BUT THERE ARE A FEW DIEHARDS WHO BELIEVE WE SHOULD HAVE GOVERNMENT, LIKE THE FOLKS AT THE PARTNERSHIP FOR PUBLIC SERVICE. THEY’RE A NON-PROFIT ORGANIZATION THAT WORKS WITH FEDERAL AGENCIES TO HELP FILL VACANT JOBS. I…

  • Chappelle’s Show – Black Bush
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    Chappelle’s Show – Black Bush

    LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I BRING TO YOU NOW BLACK BUSH. female narrator: PRESIDENT BUSH CONTINUES TO MAKE HIS CASE FOR AN INVASION OF IRAQ. – AFTER CAREFULLY EXAMINING THE REGION, ME AND MY CABINET AGREE THAT THAT AREA IS DEFINITELY RIPE FOR REGIME CHANGE. – A’IGHT? – BUT IF I CAN BE REAL ABOUT IT– – BE REAL, SON. – REAL? – BE REAL REAL, SON. – TRIED TO KILL MY FATHER, MAN. all: WORD. – I DON’T PLAY THAT SHIT. – SAY WORD, HE TRIED TO KILL YOUR FATHER, SON. – THAT NIGGA TRIED TO KILL MY FATHER! – WORD TO EVERYTHING WE LOVE, WE COMING TO SEE Y’ALL,…