• Halloween Horror Nights 2018 at Universal Studios Orlando
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    Halloween Horror Nights 2018 at Universal Studios Orlando

    ahhhh! Ohhh shit ah! AhhhhhhH! Yeehaw! Sir, please help us! Our car broke down and we don’t have any……. speed left could you please help us? Our car over there You don’t wanna fix it? Okay yeeek! Freddy B!! Ahhhhh!!!! Oh helll naaaah Ahhhh!!! Ahhhh!!! Ahhh!!! Ahhh!!! ahhhh!! Stop it! Stop it! They’re going to kill me! Help me! Were all going to die!!! Hey you mind taking a selfie with me? No? That’s okay ahhhh! ahhh OWWW!! Ahhhh!!! OWWWW!!!! What are you morons doing in my lawn? Ahhhh!!! Do you wanna sing? Is it Slappy the Dummy or Billy the Puppet? Ohhh ahhhhhhhhh!!! whoa hisss!!!!! hahaha ackkkk!!! ah! hahaha…

  • Chucky | Halloween Horror Nights | Universal Studios 2018
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    Chucky | Halloween Horror Nights | Universal Studios 2018

    What’s your name stooge Yeah you Kyle, oh how very millennial of you Kyle Hey Kyle, is that your girlfriend? no no you don’t have one hahahahaha Hey lady What your name yea, you Elmo Emily Henley Hey Henley that Kyle I now pronounce you Psychopath And Psychopath. Thank you and what you favored weapon of choice Kyle? So hard my hands Like when like you gotta be more specific than that kinda choked people do you punch them to death You just give them the middle finger until they drop dead hahahahaha does it really I find it rather ineffective right tell you what you use your finger I’ll…

  • Halloween Horror Nights 2016 at Universal Studios Orlando
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    Halloween Horror Nights 2016 at Universal Studios Orlando

    *music in the background with fountain water* AHHH!!! Gets them everytime AHHH!!! AHHHH!!! Thank you!!! Whoa Grrr! jajajaja ahh!!! Pledge your allegiance to me the overseer oi puta!!! AHHH!! *a guy whistles at chance* I don’t think Jack the Clown would like that very much Yahaha hahaha hahahahah *1950’s music played in the background* ahhhh! Please somebody help me!! You have to help me please Ahhh! What happen was true the most bizarre and brutal serious of crimes Ahh! Ahh! GRRR! hahaha How are you doing? You better tighten up! Do I make you nervous? Nope Whoa someone ate their wheaties Nervous? No way! Not at all! No way Jose!…

  • The Tips Guy: Universal Orlando Tips
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    The Tips Guy: Universal Orlando Tips

    People ask me all the time: German, where do I go for thrilling rides for all ages in Orlando? Universal Studios, of course and I’ll make it easy. Easy as 1-2-3! Fight crime with your favorite comic book characters! Go on the greatest battle you’ll ever ride! Cast spells at the Wizarding World of Harry Potter! Accio Butterbeer! Exhilarating rollercoasters and Islands of Adventure Water is life and life is joy, that’s a philosophy a Universal’s water theme park Volcano Bay You can use your TapuTapu to hold your place in line or make purchases in the park. But wait! The celebrations continue on select nights with Halloween Horror Nights…

  • Insider’s Look at Universal Orlando’s Halloween Horror Nights
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    Insider’s Look at Universal Orlando’s Halloween Horror Nights

    At Universal Orlando Resort you have this epic vacation destination with dynamic shows, state-of-the-art ride attractions. It’s really a place the entire family can enjoy… but in the fall when the sun goes down things get a little different. Perhaps even a bit darker. That’s when we transform Universal Orlando Resort into the Premier Halloween event… Halloween Horror Nights. [ Screaming ] Halloween Horror Nights is the biggest and the most immersive Halloween event in the country if not the entire world. You could come come as a guest during the day and see the park as is but when the sun sets the park literally does transform. The heart…

  • Halloween Horror Nights 2015 at Universal Studios Orlando
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    Halloween Horror Nights 2015 at Universal Studios Orlando

    *music in the background* Ahh!!! What are you looking at? hi friend *alarm sounds in the background* Eyes are the best haha Ah!!! hahahaha AH! The pancreas is the part you wanna cut out Why the eyes? Ah?The eyes? Cause the eyes is the best part to eat hahahaha *chainsaw sounds in the backgrounds* hahahaha Ahhh!!! I knew it I knew it I knew it! yikes! Ahh!! hehehehehe! AH!!!! Owww ahh that shit is scary Ahh!!! what was that! Stop!!! Grrr! *dark music plays in the background* AHHHH!!RUN!!! Oh no!!! hahaha. Come on I’ll protect you AHH!!! What this? Is someone trying to cut in line? That is unacceptable and…