• Every YouTuber Who Can’t Stop Using Special Effects (ft. King Vader) – Addiction Busters
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    Every YouTuber Who Can’t Stop Using Special Effects (ft. King Vader) – Addiction Busters

    – I like special effects just as much as the next virgin, but King Vader, he takes it too far. I can’t even get through breakfast. He literally takes it away! (magical whooshing) Come on, dude! You know I can’t shit without my fiber! I’m gonna be backed up for weeks! (dramatic music) – Yeah, his special effects are annoying and they always screw up my hair. But I tolerate it because King Vader has a huge following. – It’s gotten to a point where he’ll pick a fight just to have an excuse to use some special effects. – Hey bro, did you get my coffee? – What, no?…

  • Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Dat Boi – @midnight with Chris Hardwick
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    Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Dat Boi – @midnight with Chris Hardwick

    Nowadays, having Internet access is just as important as things like education and free speech. After all, it’s how most of us apply for jobs, do our jobs, tweet things that cause us to lose our jobs. That is why the United Nations Human Rights Council has passed a non-binding resolution condemning countries that disrupt citizens’ Internet access. So now it’s considered a basic human right to say stuff like this. “Y’all know that Atlanta spelled backyards is Atlanta.” (laughter) Mm… I think there are other things that Jay do not got besides that juice. -Uh… -FLEMING: No juice. MANDYAM: Chris, he does not speak for all Jays, all right?…

  • Guy Who Can’t Stop Quoting Movies (feat. @Gus Johnson) – Addiction Busters
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    Guy Who Can’t Stop Quoting Movies (feat. @Gus Johnson) – Addiction Busters

    – Brad is the most annoying guy in our office, maybe the world. We share a cubicle and mornings are rough. – Good mornin’. And, in case I don’t see ya, good afternoon, good evening and good night. That was the… – Truman Show, got it. – Well, alrighty then. (suspenseful music) – The first time Brad’s dad messaged me on Seeking Arrangements, he told me his son had a problem. I assumed it was a drug problem, but he said no, worse. – I met Brad in a chat room for Shrek fans. I thought it was cool that he knew every line from Shrek, but then, a few…

  • Key & Peele – Al Qaeda Meeting
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    Key & Peele – Al Qaeda Meeting

    – BROTHERS. BROTHERS, LET US BEGIN. I HAVE CONVENED THIS MEETING TO FIND OUT WHAT YOU ARE DOING. WHY HAVE WE NOT TAKEN A PLANE IN 13 YEARS? – KHALIV. YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW. IT IS ALL BECAUSE THE CUNNING AND MIGHTY TSA IS ALWAYS ONE STEP AHEAD OF US. – I DO NOT BELIEVE IT! – IT’S TRUE. LAST MONTH, I ATTEMPTED TO TAKE DOWN A PLANE WITH A PAIR OF SCISSORS FIVE INCHES LONG. – THAT SOUNDS LIKE A PERFECT PLAN. WHY DID IT NOT WORK? – BECAUSE THE SHREWD TSA, THEY MADE RESTRICTIONS SO YOU CAN ONLY TAKE A FOUR-INCH SCISSORS. FOUR INCHES. – WHAT? – YEAH.…

  • Key & Peele – Dad’s Hollywood Secret
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    Key & Peele – Dad’s Hollywood Secret

    – HELLO, EVERYONE. I’M JOSEPH CARMICHAEL. OTIS IS–WAS MY FATHER. BUT WE ARE NOT HERE TODAY TO MOURN HIS DEATH, BUT TO CELEBRATE HIS LIFE. WE KNEW OTIS AS A TEACHER, A COMMUNITY LEADER, A ROLE MODEL, A HUSBAND, AND A FATHER. NOW, I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE NICE TO SHARE SOMETHING ABOUT HIM Y’ALL MAY NOT HAVE KNOWN. WHEN MY FATHER WAS YOUNGER, HE WAS AN ACTOR IN HOLLYWOOD. GOING THROUGH MY DAD’S THINGS, I FOUND THIS REEL OF HIS WORK AS AN ACTOR. I HAVEN’T SEEN IT YET, BUT I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUN TO WATCH, HERE WITH ALL OF YOU TODAY. THANK YOU. – [gasps] WHERE…

  • Drunk History – Dolley Madison Protects America’s National Treasures
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    Drunk History – Dolley Madison Protects America’s National Treasures

    SO WHEN BRITAIN–WHEN THEY ARRIVED ON THE SHORES, THIS BRITISH GUYS SHOW UP, AND THEY’RE LIKE, AWESOME. LIKE, NO ONE’S HERE. SO WE’LL JUST DROP ANCHOR AND START TRASHING THE PLACE. WHILE DOLLEY AND JAMES WERE IN THE WHITE HOUSE, THEY GET WORD THAT HOLY [bleep], THESE GUYS HAVE LANDED, AND THEY’RE HEADING THIS WAY. SO JAMES MADISON’S LIKE, YOU KNOW WHAT? I’M GONNA GET ON A HORSE, AND I’M GONNA GO THERE, AND I’M GONNA BE LIKE, GUESS WHAT? KNOCK, KNOCK. PRESIDENT’S HERE. AND SHE’S LIKE, OKAY, SEE YOU FOR DINNER. JAMES LEAVES. SHE STAYS IN THE WHITE HOUSE WHILE EVERYBODY ELSE IN WASHINGTON IS KIND OF BEING PUSSIES…

  • The Nightly Show – Pape Pope vs. The Confederate Flag
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    The Nightly Show – Pape Pope vs. The Confederate Flag

    (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) >>IF HE WERE SPEAKING TO SOMEONE WHO WANTED TO RAISE THE CONFEDERATE FLAG, HE WOULD PROBABLY START OFF BY SAYING SOMETHING TO THE EFFECT OF, YOU ARE SOME FUNNY, FUNNY PEOPLE. FOR YOU IT’S ALWAYS SUMMERTIME AND THE LIVIN’ IS EASY. YOUR MAMA’S RICH AND YOUR MAMA’S GOT LOOKIN’. YOU’RE A CONFEDERATE, A PROUD SOUTHERN WHITE BOY. YOUR BIBLE IN YOUR HAND AND A SHOTGUN IN YOUR PICKUP TRUCK. A SOUTHERN WHITE BOY, WITH THE SHAME OF SLAVERY RUNNIN’ THROUGH YOUR VEINS. YOU ARE A BIGOT. I AM A BLACK MAN. I HAVE WORKED AND SCRAPED FOR EVERY INCH OF DIRT I WALK ON. YOU CRIED YOURSELF…

  • Tosh.0 – Web Redemption – Rifle Kid
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    Tosh.0 – Web Redemption – Rifle Kid

    – IT’S THE VIEW OUTSIDE PEOPLE’S DOORS AND WINDOWS THAT HAS WALNUT CREEK NEIGHBORS DOING DOUBLE TAKES. YES, THAT’S A GUY WITH A RIFLE STRAPPED ACROSS HIS BACK WALKING DOWN THE SIDEWALK. – THIS IS MY GRANDDAD’S GUN FROM WORLD WAR II. – 19-YEAR-OLD JOHN SCHULTZ ALSO WEARS A BULLETPROOF VEST, CARRIES AMMO, AND KEEPS A KNIFE. – I HAVE ZIP TIES ON AS WELL, JUST IN CASE. – MY KIDS DON’T EVEN COME OUTSIDE ‘CAUSE THEY’RE SCARED. – HIS WALKS VARY, DAY AND NIGHT. IT’S MOSTLY FOR PICKING UP GARBAGE. – IT’S NOTHING TO DO WITH THE GUN OR THE BODY ARMOR. IT’S THE PERSON. – BUT THERE’S TILL…

  • Confederate Statues: Some See Culture, Some See Racism: The Daily Show
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    Confederate Statues: Some See Culture, Some See Racism: The Daily Show

    It feels like there’s no right answer when it comes to the statues. Do you have a solution to this Confederate statue thing? Oh, yeah, man. The solution, Trevor: How about we get rid of racism? (cheering, applause) (audience clapping rhythmically) -(cheering) -Yeah. That’s it, we just get rid of it. We just did it. (laughter) That was very brave of you. -But seriously, um… -It’s gone. what’s the solution here, like, a real solution? ‘Cause here’s the thing, right? People defending the statues say that this is about Southern culture and heritage. Come on, man. You already know what that’s about. Anybody… anytime somebody says something, it’s “culture” or…

  • The Battle Over Confederate Monuments – The Jim Jefferies Show
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    The Battle Over Confederate Monuments – The Jim Jefferies Show

    – Before I came to America all I knew about the South was what I saw in Gone With the Wind. (explosion) I fell asleep in the middle of the movie. Apparently there was a huge Civil War where lots of people died. And 150 years later, proud Southern folks still celebrate their side’s heritage with flags and monuments. The biggest remaining one is outside Atlanta. Stone Mountain, featuring Confederates Jefferson Davis, Robert E. Lee, and Stonewall Jackson. And at night, they put on a sweet laser show. Who wouldn’t enjoy that? Oh, right. What’s your problem with Stone Mountain? – It is a monument literally to white supremacy. Now…