• Chucky | Halloween Horror Nights | Universal Studios 2018
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    Chucky | Halloween Horror Nights | Universal Studios 2018

    What’s your name stooge Yeah you Kyle, oh how very millennial of you Kyle Hey Kyle, is that your girlfriend? no no you don’t have one hahahahaha Hey lady What your name yea, you Elmo Emily Henley Hey Henley that Kyle I now pronounce you Psychopath And Psychopath. Thank you and what you favored weapon of choice Kyle? So hard my hands Like when like you gotta be more specific than that kinda choked people do you punch them to death You just give them the middle finger until they drop dead hahahahaha does it really I find it rather ineffective right tell you what you use your finger I’ll…

  • Universal Orlando Halloween Horror Nights 25 (2015)
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    Universal Orlando Halloween Horror Nights 25 (2015)

    [drops of water] [foot steps] [moderate breathing] [foot steps] [burning sounds] [heavy breathing] [music: “Pop! Goes the Weasel”] [laugh] [music: “Pop! Goes the Weasel”] [heavy breathing]>>Yes…. [laughing] [grunts] [knife sounds] [squeeking sounds] [laughing]>>Looks like I win! Again. [laughing] [screaming] [grunts]>>Why not? [laughing]>>Did you miss me? [heavy breathing] [music rock version of “Pop! Goes the Weasel”]]

  • Chrissy Teigen & Average Andy Go Through a Haunted House
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    Chrissy Teigen & Average Andy Go Through a Haunted House

    One of my favorite things to do this time of year is to send Andy to a haunted house. Yeah. So I sent him with Chrissy Teigen to The Purge maze at Universal Studios Halloween Horror Nights. I would like to say that Andy was really brave, but that would be a total lie. Let’s all enjoy. [CREEPY MUSIC PLAYING] Ellen, I’m here once again at Universal Studios Halloween Horror Nights for your insane, and sick, and twisted amusement. And I’m here with my fellow model, Chrissy Teigen. We’ve done work together. OK, I’m nauseous. It’s five minutes. You’re going to be fine. OK, let’s do this. You’re going to…