• Chef Image Intervention | Torontopia
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    Chef Image Intervention | Torontopia

    (rock music) – Alright, what was so important that you need me to come in four hours early? – [Garrett] Alright Danny, we need to talk. – Wait, what’s going on? – Sit down, Daniel. – Look, is this about the Kraft dinner sides just ’cause I know you all said smaller portions– – Danny, it’s not about the Kraft dinner! It’s about your image. (melancholy guitar) (chefs muttering) – Your image. – Or lack thereof. – My image? What’s wrong with my image? – What’s wrong with your image? Look at you! You don’t have a single tattoo. No piercings, that dumb hat! Do you even wanna be a…

  • Stephen Stages An Art Intervention For James Franco
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    Stephen Stages An Art Intervention For James Franco

    >>PLEASE WELCOME JAMES FRANCO. (APPLAUSE).>>Jon: >>Stephen: NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN.>>NICE TO SEE YOU, BROTHER.>>Stephen: WE HAVE NOT SAT DOWN TO TALK.>>I KNOW.>>Stephen: SINCE YOU WERE ONE OF MY SINGING GUESTS ON THE LAST EPISODE OF THE COLBERT REPORT TWO YEARS AGO NOW. WHAT IS TODAY’S DAY, TWO YEARS AGO NEXT WEEK.>>WAS THAT?>>Stephen: YEAH. NOW I UNDERSTAND THIS NEW MOVIE, WHY HIM? I HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH YOU BEING IN THE MOVIE.>>YEAH.>>Stephen: WHAT IS THAT?>>I GUESS WE OWE YOU. YOU HAD EVERYBODY ON THAT LAST EPISODE FROM GEORGE LUCAS TO KISSINGER TO BIG BIRD AND MICHAEL STIPE WAS THERE.>>Stephen: EXACTLY.>>AND BRIE AN CRANSTON SO WE WERE ALL WAITING BACKSTAGE.…

  • Metalhedz Episode 1: ‘Intervention’
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    Metalhedz Episode 1: ‘Intervention’

    GINGE: “I love me a ‘Harry Potter’.” TAILS: “Don’t ruin Harry Potter for me!” GINGE: “You take it out, aim at her face and shout ‘EXPECTO PATRONUM!”.’ SKULL: “I love me a bit of ‘Chuckle Brothers’.” SKULL: “To me!” GINGE: “To you!” TAILS: “My childhood is being ruined; first I found out Willy Wonka was a slave driver and now the sexualisation of my favourite books!” BEKI: “Willy Wonka, what?” GINGE: “He captured coloured people and made them work in his factory.” TAILS: “But they were happy, they sung songs…” GINGE: ‘That’s what they do to stop their spirits from being broken.” SKULL: “Hang on, I thought your childhood was…

  • THE INTERVENTION FT RYAN GOSLING | SketchSHE
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    THE INTERVENTION FT RYAN GOSLING | SketchSHE

    Madison we need to talk to you about your addiction. What do you mean? Don’t get me wrong babe I like Ryan Gosling just as much as the next person with a Vagina But, I mean he is. Amazing But I think you have maybe just gone way too far. But he’s my soulmate. we can be together forever. He’s having a baby with Eva Mendez Shut your whore mouth Maybe it’s wrong, maybe that’s wrong. You know those trashy magazines are wrong all the time. I was reading this thing about Hannah Montana doing drugs how’d that happen? So not true. Uhhhh, what is that? What did that cost…

  • Nancy Pelosi Says Trump’s Family Should Hold an Intervention for Him
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    Nancy Pelosi Says Trump’s Family Should Hold an Intervention for Him

    Let’s get to the news. After several public fights with President Trump yesterday, Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer said in an interview today, “The presidency is not just a reality show.” Said Trump, “You’re lucky you have immunity this week. You’re lucky.” House Speaker Nancy Pelosi today called President Trump’s behavior villainous and said that he is “crying out for impeachment.” And then she said the Democrats are not on the road to impeachment, then she said the President’s family should hold an intervention for him. Well, which is it, Nancy? This is usually the part where the waiter says, “Do you need a few more minutes?” That’s right. […

  • Blood Light – Ep. 2 Intervention with a Vampire
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    Blood Light – Ep. 2 Intervention with a Vampire

    SFX – Bottles clanging together. So the retards at Duane Reede jacked up the price of synthetic blood again… What the fuck is going on here? Hi, Alexis my name is Philip and I’m.. It’s Alex And I know who you are, you threw us out of support group. what’s he doing here Ethan? I called him Alexis. Ass. Alas this is what I’m talking about, she needs help. What the fuck do I need help with? Alexis you have anger issues. And this is an invention. You have got to be fucking kidding me. This is a safe place Alexis. I’m outta here. What? Ethan you’re right she does…