• Why Do People Like Universal Basic Income?
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    Why Do People Like Universal Basic Income?

    – What happens when you offer money to a stranger no strings attatched? – People are skeptical, they think there must be a catch. It’s the only time I’ve been accused of being part of the illuminati. (all laugh together) (Rock music) – What the heck is universal basic income? Or UBI, or oobee, as no one calls it. Offering periodic payment with no strings attached to everyone. In other words, Pedetermined amount of money periodically. Pedetermined amount of money periodically. Pedetermined amount of money periodically. Why are you even talking about UBI? Well, I wanna find out if it’s a great idea or if it’s too good to be…

  • GOP-Controlled Senate Finds Trump Not Guilty, But Mitt Romney Honors His Oath And Votes To Convict
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    GOP-Controlled Senate Finds Trump Not Guilty, But Mitt Romney Honors His Oath And Votes To Convict

    WELCOME, ONE AND ALL. PLEASE HAVE A SEAT. FOLKS, WELCOME ONE AND ALL, IN HERE, OUT THERE, ALL AROUND THE WORLD TO “THE L “THE LATE SHOW.” IN THE I’M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT. LET’S GET RIGHT TO IT. THE BIG STORY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT: A COYOTE AND A BADGER ARE FRIENDS! LOOK, HE’S SAYING, “COME ON, BUDDY, LET’S GO!” AND THEY’RE OFF ON AN ADVENTURE! THEY’RE TEAMING UP TO FINALLY TAKE DOWN THAT ROAD RUNNER– UNLESS THE ROAD RUNNER ALSO HA MADE A FRIEND. MAYBE IT’S A POSSUM. DOESN’T THAT WARM YOUR HEART A LITTLE BIT? IF THOSE TWO ANIMALS CAN GET ALONG, MAYBE WE AS AMERICANS, DESPITE…

  • Can You Love the Constitution If You Can’t Read It?
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    Can You Love the Constitution If You Can’t Read It?

    LET’S GET STRAIGHT INTO THE HEAD LINES. THE BAD NEWS KEEPS PILING ON FOR PRESIDENT TRUMP. AS YOU KNOW, HE’S IN THE MIDDLE OF AN IMPEACHMENT TRIAL. WELL, NOW A NEW WHITE HOUSE TELL-ALL BOOK DETAILS YET ANOTHER EMBARRASSING INCIDENT. WHILE TAKING PART IN A NEW DOCUMENTARY, TRUMP REPORTEDLY STRUGGLED SO MUCH TO READ A PASSAGE FROM THE CONSTITUTION THAT HE GREW FRUSTRATED AND BLAMED NEARBY STAFF. HE WAS LIKE, “I CAN’T FIND WALDO! WHERE IS WALDO?!” IN TRUMP’S DEFENSE, THE PRESIDENTIAL OATH OF OFFICE SAYS HE WILL “PRESERVE, PROTECT, AND DEFEND THE CONSTITUTION.” THERE’S NOTHING IN THERE ABOUT BEING ABLE TO READ IT. THIS IS TRUE, AT ONE POINT,…

  • Impractical Jokers – Not Mayo, Mustard | truTV
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    Impractical Jokers – Not Mayo, Mustard | truTV

    We’re here working at the awesome “Jurassic World: The Ride.” And we’re carrying these nifty little walkie-talkies. At some point, the guys are gonna give us a seemingly innocent line in advance that we must then use to answer the crazy question that’s about to come over the walkie-talkie. And everybody around us is gonna hear the question, and I mean everybody. The question is, will we have the guts to answer the question? Joe: If you can’t answer the question, you lose — err! Joe? Watching anything good, sir? What you watching, YouTube or…? Uh, yeah, I’m watching the ride. Oh, what do you mean? -Oh, the video from…

  • Nick Offerman’s Political Comedy Routine
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    Nick Offerman’s Political Comedy Routine

    Offerman: Good evening They’ve left a gavel up here for me, it’s apparently a stout American white oak so things get unruly will call this room to order. Good evening it’s a great honor to be here, my sisters and I look forward to coming to this event every year since march of 2011 Syria…shit. Excuse me. Good evening. And thank you for having me here tonight it really is a great honor and don’t worry I’m being paid significantly less than Jill Abramson to do this job. I grew up in a small town. My late grandpa Ray was the mayor of my hometown Minooka, IL. I come from…

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    YouTube Comment Reconstruction – Finale

    Everything we read is censored! Every word we say is censored! Every fucking world leader cunt has his fucking nose up our windows, checking I’m in line! Fuck off! Check Bill of Rights! Dickheads! Get the fuck out of my emails, Obama! -Funny how you could say “cunt”, “dickhead” and “fuck”, -What do you mean? -Well, you were talking about words being censored, yet you could still say everything you wanted. You’re paranoid, dude! -You must be fucking idot if you think they don’t. Google’s run by the government, YouTube only allow comments they like… Wh- Loads of stuff I say has been remo-oved! They have key words, bruh, a-and…

  • Stephen Stages An Art Intervention For James Franco
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    Stephen Stages An Art Intervention For James Franco

    >>PLEASE WELCOME JAMES FRANCO. (APPLAUSE).>>Jon: >>Stephen: NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN.>>NICE TO SEE YOU, BROTHER.>>Stephen: WE HAVE NOT SAT DOWN TO TALK.>>I KNOW.>>Stephen: SINCE YOU WERE ONE OF MY SINGING GUESTS ON THE LAST EPISODE OF THE COLBERT REPORT TWO YEARS AGO NOW. WHAT IS TODAY’S DAY, TWO YEARS AGO NEXT WEEK.>>WAS THAT?>>Stephen: YEAH. NOW I UNDERSTAND THIS NEW MOVIE, WHY HIM? I HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH YOU BEING IN THE MOVIE.>>YEAH.>>Stephen: WHAT IS THAT?>>I GUESS WE OWE YOU. YOU HAD EVERYBODY ON THAT LAST EPISODE FROM GEORGE LUCAS TO KISSINGER TO BIG BIRD AND MICHAEL STIPE WAS THERE.>>Stephen: EXACTLY.>>AND BRIE AN CRANSTON SO WE WERE ALL WAITING BACKSTAGE.…