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Chef Image Intervention | Torontopia
(rock music) – Alright, what was so important that you need me to come in four hours early? – [Garrett] Alright Danny, we need to talk. – Wait, what’s going on? – Sit down, Daniel. – Look, is this about the Kraft dinner sides just ’cause I know you all said smaller portions– – Danny, it’s not about the Kraft dinner! It’s about your image. (melancholy guitar) (chefs muttering) – Your image. – Or lack thereof. – My image? What’s wrong with my image? – What’s wrong with your image? Look at you! You don’t have a single tattoo. No piercings, that dumb hat! Do you even wanna be a…
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Stephen Stages An Art Intervention For James Franco
>>PLEASE WELCOME JAMES FRANCO. (APPLAUSE).>>Jon: >>Stephen: NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN.>>NICE TO SEE YOU, BROTHER.>>Stephen: WE HAVE NOT SAT DOWN TO TALK.>>I KNOW.>>Stephen: SINCE YOU WERE ONE OF MY SINGING GUESTS ON THE LAST EPISODE OF THE COLBERT REPORT TWO YEARS AGO NOW. WHAT IS TODAY’S DAY, TWO YEARS AGO NEXT WEEK.>>WAS THAT?>>Stephen: YEAH. NOW I UNDERSTAND THIS NEW MOVIE, WHY HIM? I HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH YOU BEING IN THE MOVIE.>>YEAH.>>Stephen: WHAT IS THAT?>>I GUESS WE OWE YOU. YOU HAD EVERYBODY ON THAT LAST EPISODE FROM GEORGE LUCAS TO KISSINGER TO BIG BIRD AND MICHAEL STIPE WAS THERE.>>Stephen: EXACTLY.>>AND BRIE AN CRANSTON SO WE WERE ALL WAITING BACKSTAGE.…
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Jaimé Needs a Hoarding Intervention – Broad City
Did you go in my room? I-I’m sorry, but this is what I wanted to talk to you about. That I-I know that you’re a h-hoarder. -What? -I’m sorry, okay? -It — It’s okay. We love you. -We love you. And we just want to help. Okay? I had to go in your room because I smelled what I thought could only be the stench of death. But then I later discovered it was an unfinished everything bagel with cream cheese, which — no judgment — is way worse. Who doesn’t finish an everything bagel? Right? I am not playing this little game, okay? And don’t go into my room…
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SMOKING INTERVENTION
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Confederate Monuments Are Bad; Gen. Forrest’s Is Really Bad
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Stephen Roasts A Confederate Statue
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Let’s Repurpose Those Confederate Statues
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Irish Farmer Vs Universal Music – Foil Arms and Hog
We will now hear case 742: Mícheál O’Conaill Vs. Universal Music Your honour I’m not a man to complain But for the past 20 years my songs original ones that I wrote have been robbed lifted whatever you call it by the world’s biggest pop stars And not one penny has come my way to Ballynahaunig. Universal Music how do you plead? Universal Music pleads not guilty. That these pop super stars have even heard of some pub singer in a rural Irish town is preposterous. Me hole! Mr O’Conaill the court will now hear your versions of these songs. This one wrote in the summer of ’94 I was…
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Keanu Reeves: What It’s Like To Fight On A Horse
