• Attorney Ad – SNL
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    Attorney Ad – SNL

    ♪♪♪ >>HI. I’M LISA BRODERICK. >>I’M JEREMY GANTZ.>>HAVE YOU BEEN INJURED IN AN ACCIDENT, TALK TO US. WE’LL GET YOU THE MONEY YOU DESERVE.>>AFTER MY ACCIDENT, JEREMY GANTZ GOT ME A SETTLEMENT JEREMY GANZ GOT ME A SETTLEMENT OF $6,000.>>LISA BRODERICK GOT ME $1.7 MILLION.>>THANKS TO LISA BRODERICK, WE WERE AWARDED $2 MILLION.>>WAIT. THOSE GUYS GOT HOW MUCH?>>WE’VE GOT YOUR BACK. I’M LISA BRODERICK. I HAVE 14 YEARS OF LAW EXPERIENCE, AND I GRADUATED TOP OF MY CLASS AT YALE. >>AND I AM ALSO A LAWYER.>>I BURNED MY TONGUE ON HOT COFFEE. THANKS TO LISA BRODERICK, I DON’T HAVE TO WORK ANYMORE.>>BILL SPRAINED HIS ANKLE AT THE MALL.>>NOW WE’RE SET…

  • Real Lawyer Reacts to The Simpsons (Itchy & Scratchy Trial)
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    Real Lawyer Reacts to The Simpsons (Itchy & Scratchy Trial)

    – [Narrator] Thanks to Dashlane for keeping Legal Eagle in the air. – So you don’t work on a contingency basis? – No, money down. Oops shouldn’t have this Bar Association logo here either. (tearing) (chewing) – Yeah, he’s just the best worst lawyer of all time. (playful music) Hey Legal Eagles, it’s time to think like a lawyer, and today we are covering one of my favorite episodes of one of my favorite series of all time, it’s The Simpsons and it’s episode where Itchy and Scratchy get taken to court for copyright infringement. It’s called The Day the Violence Died, and while I will be reacting to it,…

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    Real Lawyer Reacts to My Cousin Vinny (The Most Accurate Legal Comedy?)

    – I’m holding you in contempt of court. – Well, there’s a (bleep) surprise. – What’d you say? (lawyer laughs) – What? – What’d you just say? – Don’t talk back to the judge, quit while you’re ahead. Or quit while you’re slightly behind. This movie is so great. (bright music) Hey legal eagles, it’s time to think like a lawyer All right, animated, smile more. Today we are covering My Cousin Vinny one of my favorite legal movies of all time. And if there is one question I get more than any other it is… – What are you wearing? – Indochino. Let me try that again. If there…

  • Richard Painter on Government Ethics, Conflicts, and the Constitution
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    Richard Painter on Government Ethics, Conflicts, and the Constitution

    The people will not have confidence in their government if the reality or even the appearance is that government officials are using their position to increase their financial wealth Between 2005-2007, I was the Chief White House Ethics Lawyer under President George W. Bush I worked with the White House staff and the President’s nominees to Senate confirmed positions on their financial conflicts of interest and compliance with government ethics regulations It’s critically important to make sure that all nominees are in compliance with the conflict-of-interest rules before they are put up for Senate confirmation So we go through everyone’s assets, liabilities, and business relationships and make sure that they…