• Every YouTuber Who Can’t Stop Using Special Effects (ft. King Vader) – Addiction Busters
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    Every YouTuber Who Can’t Stop Using Special Effects (ft. King Vader) – Addiction Busters

    – I like special effects just as much as the next virgin, but King Vader, he takes it too far. I can’t even get through breakfast. He literally takes it away! (magical whooshing) Come on, dude! You know I can’t shit without my fiber! I’m gonna be backed up for weeks! (dramatic music) – Yeah, his special effects are annoying and they always screw up my hair. But I tolerate it because King Vader has a huge following. – It’s gotten to a point where he’ll pick a fight just to have an excuse to use some special effects. – Hey bro, did you get my coffee? – What, no?…

  • If Civil War Reenactments Were Honest – Key & Peele
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    If Civil War Reenactments Were Honest – Key & Peele

    – MEN, AS WE LAUNCH THE COUNTERATTACK AGAINST THE UNION ARMY, WE MUST REMEMBER THAT EVEN THOUGH WE MAY DIE A GLORIOUS DEATH ON THE BATTLEFIELD, WE DO SO TO PRESERVE A WAY OF LIFE. THE SOUTHERN WAY OF LIFE. A WAY OF LIFE SO PURE AND BEAUTIFUL THAT NO MAN NOR GOVERNMENT CAN TAKE THIS AWAY FROM US. THE RIGHT… THE RIGHT TO PRESERVE. OUR OWN SO– TO– WE A– OH, [bleep]. – WELL, HELLO THERE, MASSA. SORRY WE LATE. – SHORE DIDN’T MEAN TO SNEAK UP ON YA, SIR. – LOOK, FELLAS, WE’RE TRYING TO HAVE A NICE, LITTLE CIVIL WAR REENACTMENT HERE. WE DON’T WANT ANY TROUBLE.…

  • Granny PottyMouth Intervention by FunFoods & Slice n Rice
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    Granny PottyMouth Intervention by FunFoods & Slice n Rice

    hey everyone it’s James from funfoods and today’s video is gonna be a bit different from my usual videos it’s a collaboration video with granny potty mouth and slice and rice who also made videos on their channel for this collaboration so after you’re done watching this video be sure to head over to their channels watch their videos comment below telling them that you came from James and fun foods for right now I hope you enjoy this video (James):hey guys it was so great seeing granny this weekend at playlist (Slice): yes! (Rice): I know she’s great love her (James): she’s awesome! (Slice): She’s hilarious too. (James): the…

  • Guy Who Can’t Stop Quoting Movies (feat. @Gus Johnson) – Addiction Busters
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    Guy Who Can’t Stop Quoting Movies (feat. @Gus Johnson) – Addiction Busters

    – Brad is the most annoying guy in our office, maybe the world. We share a cubicle and mornings are rough. – Good mornin’. And, in case I don’t see ya, good afternoon, good evening and good night. That was the… – Truman Show, got it. – Well, alrighty then. (suspenseful music) – The first time Brad’s dad messaged me on Seeking Arrangements, he told me his son had a problem. I assumed it was a drug problem, but he said no, worse. – I met Brad in a chat room for Shrek fans. I thought it was cool that he knew every line from Shrek, but then, a few…

  • Someone’s Gotta Say It – Key & Peele
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    Someone’s Gotta Say It – Key & Peele

    [sighs] excuse me, sir. Well. Oh, well, well, well. Fucking mexicans. Oh, man, do not get me started on the mexicans. Hey, I was just saying. They hold the goddamn economy together. You know what, man? Damn straight. If 12% of the mexicans that live in this country stopped working, just 12%, the USA would shut down. I don’t even care who hears me. Nope. [stammers] they work their asses ofF… Mm-hmm. And they got strong family values. Essential immigrants. Hey, speaking of immigrants, how about them asians? Man, fuck, you know what, brother? You want to light that fuse? Then you better stand back ’cause I got something I…

  • Should Confederate Statues Be Torn Down? | We the Internet TV
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    Should Confederate Statues Be Torn Down? | We the Internet TV

    Nearly every week in the United States, a monument to the Confederacy is violently removed from public view. What have they ever done to deserve this… since 1865? Jefferson Davis. General P.G.T. Beauregard. General Robert E. Lee. For decades, these losers of the Civil War have suffered incredible torments: graffiti, urination, vomit. Although, that’s just from being in New Orleans. There’s no telling where they’ll end up, or how they’ll be treated. New Orleans Mayor, Mitch Landrieu, says, “the monuments will immediately go into storage while the city determines how to give them new context.” But why wait for the city? When you could be giving them new context all…

  • Is HBO’s Confederate a Lost Cause? | We the Internet TV
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    Is HBO’s Confederate a Lost Cause? | We the Internet TV

    It was a war that pit brother against brother. A bloodbath that was horrible to behold. Of course I’m talking about the reactions on social media to HBO’s forthcoming series, ‘Confederate.’ The show depicts an alternate universe where the South managed to successfully secede from the North, fulfilling the fantasy of Southern rebels and fans of Samantha Bee, but with one small caveat: in that world slavery is still legal. So yeah, some people aren’t too happy with the show’s premise. So much so that they’re calling on HBO to cancel it before it’s even been made, Hence the hashtag #NoConfederate. While many would call trying to silence speech you…

  • Key & Peele – Auction Block
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    Key & Peele – Auction Block

    – ALL RIGHT, Y’ALL GATHER ROUND. GATHER ROUND. WELCOME, GENTLEMEN. WHAT A BEAUTIFUL AND BLESSED DAY FOR AN AUCTION. ALL RIGHT, Y’ALL, GET ON UP THERE. – PUT THAT WHIP DOWN AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS, THOUGH. – STRAIGHT UP. I DON’T CARE WHAT PLANTATION I END UP ON. I’M STRAIGHT STAGING A REVOLT IN THIS MOTHER[bleep]. – HELLS YEAH. – WE HAVE LOT A, LOT B, AND LOT C. – UH, $3 ON LOT A. – $4. – 5! – $5 GOING ONCE, TWICE, THREE TIMES, SOLD. LOT A GOES TO THE MAN IN THE BLACK HAT. – I MEAN, GOOD. – YEAH. – [chuckles] I’M GLAD I DIDN’T GET…

  • Second Amendment Trial Gets Wild!
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    Second Amendment Trial Gets Wild!

    ♪♪[audience cheering]– As we all know, the North American grizzly is a noble and majestic creature that should be protected and treasured. Not experimented on like that done by Dr. Muller. – I have become a legal citizen of ze United States, therefore my genetic alterations are protected– Nay, encouraged by ze Constitution. – That is preposterous. Your Honor, the people move–Dr. Muller: You cannotdeny me my Second Amendment rights! – What does the right to bear arms have to do with this case? – You tell me. It’s like ze lawyer man said, “I have ze right to bear arms.” – The Founding Fathers clearly meant that as the…

  • A Bike’s Rights
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    A Bike’s Rights

    ♪♪>>MR. MEESE, WILL YOU POINT OUT TO THE JURY WHO DID THIS TO YOU? DON’T WORRY SON, HE CAN’T HURT YOU NO MORE.>>[BELL RINGS] >>[SHUSHES] >>DESCRIBE TO THESE GOOD PEOPLE WHAT HAPPENED THAT NIGHT.>>WELL, I WAS AT A CROSSWALK, WAITING FOR THE LIGHT TO CHANGE. IT CAME ON SO I STARTED TO CROSS AND THAT’S WHEN HE HIT ME.>>DID HE SHOW ANY SIGN OF REMORSE AFTER HE STRUCK YOU?>>HE DIDN’T EVEN CHANGE GEARS. HE JUST RODE OFF WITH HIS THIN LITTLE TIRES.>>[BELL RINGS] [GAVEL]>>ORDER IN THE COURT.>>WELL, WHAT HAPPENED THEN?>>WELL, WHEN I CONFRONTED HIM ABOUT IT LATER, HE GOT SUPER DEFENSIVE AND SHOUTED AN OBSCENITY.>>WHAT EXACTLY DID HE SAY?>>[CLEARS THROAT]…