• Chappelle’s Show – Tron Carter’s “Law & Order” – Uncensored
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    Chappelle’s Show – Tron Carter’s “Law & Order” – Uncensored

    – HOW WAS WORK TODAY, CHARLES? – OH, SAME OLD, SAME OLD. ACCOUNTING’S COMPLAINING ABOUT US MISLEADING THE STOCKHOLDERS AND BLOWING THE EMPLOYEE PENSIONS AND– WHAT A BUNCH OF BABIES. I MEAN, COME ON, THIS IS BUSINESS, PEOPLE, RIGHT? AND SPEAKING OF BUSINESS, YEAH? [growls] SATCHCO, TAKE A POWDER. AND YOU. – [screams] – [growls] – [meows] – SNUGGLE BUNNY! – [laughs] – GET ON THE GROUND! – [screaming] [dog panting] – SHUT THAT FUCKING DOG UP! [gunshot] GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND! STOP RESISTING, SIR! [phone ringing] – NIGGA, I SAID STOP CALLING HERE, ALL RIGHT? I’M BAGGING UP THE COKE UP AS FAST AS I CAN! – I’M…

  • Charlie Murphy’s True Hollywood Stories: Rick James & Prince – Chappelle’s Show
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    Charlie Murphy’s True Hollywood Stories: Rick James & Prince – Chappelle’s Show

    I can recall another one like that. I think it was in ’85, when all that androgyny s**t was going on. What was wild was that the guy who looked the most like a bitch was getting all the women. Even I had Jheri curls coming out and I had my s**t slicked to the side and all that. If you wearing baggy s**t now and you acting hard, if you from L.A., you motherf**kers was wearing some strange s**t. We in the club, we getting our groove on, shaking it up, and Prince came in. That’s when “Purple Rain” came out, and Prince was the s**t. You know what…

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    Chappelle’s Show – “Frontline” – Clayton Bigsby Pt. 1 – Uncensored

    FOR THE LAST 15 YEARS, A MAN NAMED CLAYTON BIGSBY HAS BEEN THE LEADING VOICE OF THE WHITE-SUPREMACIST MOVEMENT IN AMERICA. THOUGH NOT SOLD IN ANY MAJOR BOOKSTORES, HIS BOOKS “DUMP TRUCK”, “NIGGER STAIN”, “I SMELL NIGGER” AND “NIGGER BOOK” HAVE SOLD OVER 600,000 COPIES COMBINED. DESPITE HIS POPULARITY, VERY FEW HAVE EVER SEEN HIM DUE TO HIS RECLUSIVENESS. BUT IN AN EFFORT TO BRING HIS MESSAGE TO A WIDER AUDIENCE, HE AGREED TO GIVE HIS FIRST PUBLIC INTERVIEW EVER… TO “FRONTLINE”. BUT, GETTING TO MR. BIGSBY WAS AN ODYSSEY IN ITSELF, RIDDLED WITH BACK-COUNTRY HOLLOWS, SHIFTY GO-BETWEENS AND PALPABLE DANGER. EXCUSE ME. NOT SURE WE’RE IN THE RIGHT PLACE.…

  • French Restaurant – Key & Peele
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    French Restaurant – Key & Peele

    – GOD, THIS PLACE IS SO NICE. – THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE ONE OF THE BEST FRENCH PLACES IN TOWN. – MM, I DID NOT REALIZE THAT YOU WERE SO CULTURED. – YOU’RE SWEET. MY FRENCH IS PRETTY GOOD, SO I CAN ORDER FOR BOTH OF US. – OOH. – IF YOU’D LIKE. – WELL, WELL, WELL. – BONJOUR. WELCOME TO CHEZ DE LA NOTRE VENDRE, I AM YOUR WAITER FOR THIS EVENING. MY NAME IS JEAN-LUC DE LA PIERRE-RENAULT, BUT YOU MAY CALL ME JEAN. – BONJOUR, JEAN. – OOH, LOOK AT YOU. – IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS ABOUT ANYTHING AT ALL I AM MORE THAN HAPPY…

  • Town Hall Audience Member – Key & Peele
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    Town Hall Audience Member – Key & Peele

    Folks, I have a simple philosophy. The government should work for everyone, not just the elite. And that’s why I helped pass the farm bill, because I care about farmers. But I won’t stop there. I will work for everyone, whether you are young, whether you are old, whether you are Asian or Hispanic, whether you are straight or whether you are gay. I will work for all of you. And that’s why I also support marriage equality. Folks don’t choose to be gay, anymore than I choose to be straight. Could you imagine if someone told you that you couldn’t marry the person that you loved? I’m sorry, I…