• Is HBO’s Confederate a Lost Cause? | We the Internet TV
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    Is HBO’s Confederate a Lost Cause? | We the Internet TV

    It was a war that pit brother against brother. A bloodbath that was horrible to behold. Of course I’m talking about the reactions on social media to HBO’s forthcoming series, ‘Confederate.’ The show depicts an alternate universe where the South managed to successfully secede from the North, fulfilling the fantasy of Southern rebels and fans of Samantha Bee, but with one small caveat: in that world slavery is still legal. So yeah, some people aren’t too happy with the show’s premise. So much so that they’re calling on HBO to cancel it before it’s even been made, Hence the hashtag #NoConfederate. While many would call trying to silence speech you…

  • Founding Fathers Fraternity
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    Founding Fathers Fraternity

    >>WOW, I’M QUITE NERVOUS. THIS IS THE MOST PRESTIGIOUS GROUP ON CAMPUS.>>YEAH, WHATEVER BRO. >>HEY FRANKLIN!>>B-FRANK! >>SUP GUYS. WE GOT A NEW GUY. JAMES MADISON.>>OH, WHAT’S UP? TOM JEFFERSON.>>UH, HEY MAN. >>ALEX HAMILTON.>>OH HEY MAN. MAN?>>MAN. >>WHY DOES EVERYONE ASK THAT?>>SO YOU WANT TO JOIN THE FOUNDING FATHERS HUH?>>GEE WOULD I! >>WELL FIRST YOU GOT TO IMPRESS WASHINGTON.>>YEAH. >>WHO?>>GEORGE WASHINGTON! LED OUR TROOPS TO A WINING SEASON THIS YEAR.>>YEAH. ALMOST GOT SUSPENDED FOR THE ROWBOAT PRANK.>>WHAT WAS THAT? >>HE GOT SOME ROWBOATS AND RUINED CHRISTMAS FOR SOME HESSIAN FOREIGN-EXCHANGE KIDS. OH CLASSIC! >>ALMOST GOT AWAY WITH IT TOO, BUT THEN HE TAGGED HIMSELF IN SOME OIL PAINTING ON FACELEDGER.>>YEAH. >>HE…

  • Attorney Ad – SNL
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    Attorney Ad – SNL

    ♪♪♪ >>HI. I’M LISA BRODERICK. >>I’M JEREMY GANTZ.>>HAVE YOU BEEN INJURED IN AN ACCIDENT, TALK TO US. WE’LL GET YOU THE MONEY YOU DESERVE.>>AFTER MY ACCIDENT, JEREMY GANTZ GOT ME A SETTLEMENT JEREMY GANZ GOT ME A SETTLEMENT OF $6,000.>>LISA BRODERICK GOT ME $1.7 MILLION.>>THANKS TO LISA BRODERICK, WE WERE AWARDED $2 MILLION.>>WAIT. THOSE GUYS GOT HOW MUCH?>>WE’VE GOT YOUR BACK. I’M LISA BRODERICK. I HAVE 14 YEARS OF LAW EXPERIENCE, AND I GRADUATED TOP OF MY CLASS AT YALE. >>AND I AM ALSO A LAWYER.>>I BURNED MY TONGUE ON HOT COFFEE. THANKS TO LISA BRODERICK, I DON’T HAVE TO WORK ANYMORE.>>BILL SPRAINED HIS ANKLE AT THE MALL.>>NOW WE’RE SET…

  • Second Amendment Trial Gets Wild!
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    Second Amendment Trial Gets Wild!

    ♪♪[audience cheering]– As we all know, the North American grizzly is a noble and majestic creature that should be protected and treasured. Not experimented on like that done by Dr. Muller. – I have become a legal citizen of ze United States, therefore my genetic alterations are protected– Nay, encouraged by ze Constitution. – That is preposterous. Your Honor, the people move–Dr. Muller: You cannotdeny me my Second Amendment rights! – What does the right to bear arms have to do with this case? – You tell me. It’s like ze lawyer man said, “I have ze right to bear arms.” – The Founding Fathers clearly meant that as the…

  • A Bike’s Rights
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    A Bike’s Rights

    ♪♪>>MR. MEESE, WILL YOU POINT OUT TO THE JURY WHO DID THIS TO YOU? DON’T WORRY SON, HE CAN’T HURT YOU NO MORE.>>[BELL RINGS] >>[SHUSHES] >>DESCRIBE TO THESE GOOD PEOPLE WHAT HAPPENED THAT NIGHT.>>WELL, I WAS AT A CROSSWALK, WAITING FOR THE LIGHT TO CHANGE. IT CAME ON SO I STARTED TO CROSS AND THAT’S WHEN HE HIT ME.>>DID HE SHOW ANY SIGN OF REMORSE AFTER HE STRUCK YOU?>>HE DIDN’T EVEN CHANGE GEARS. HE JUST RODE OFF WITH HIS THIN LITTLE TIRES.>>[BELL RINGS] [GAVEL]>>ORDER IN THE COURT.>>WELL, WHAT HAPPENED THEN?>>WELL, WHEN I CONFRONTED HIM ABOUT IT LATER, HE GOT SUPER DEFENSIVE AND SHOUTED AN OBSCENITY.>>WHAT EXACTLY DID HE SAY?>>[CLEARS THROAT]…

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    Trump Could Face Articles of Impeachment by Halloween

    -Guys, I’m very pumped about this. Billie Eilish is my guest tonight. [ Cheers and applause ] Billie — Billie is incredible. She just 17 years old, and she’s about to go on a world tour. Meanwhile, when I was 17, I was touring a fake I.D. around every 7-Eleven. [ Laughter ] “Can I get some…” [ Laughter ] Guys, this is our final live show this week, and I just want to thank our incredible staff for all their hard work. Thank you, guys, very much. [ Cheers and applause ] I also want to thank President Trump for making everyone’s job a lot easier. Let’s get to…

  • Presidential Address Cold Open – SNL
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    Presidential Address Cold Open – SNL

    [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >>>GOOD EVENING, I’M ANDERSON COOPER, AND THIS IS CNN. YOUR NUMBER ONE SOURCE FOR IMPEACHMENT PORN. THIS HAS BEEN A WEEK OF SHOCKING REVELATIONS OUT OF THE WHITE HOUSE, NOT THE LEAST OF WHICH IS THE ONGOING DEBATE OVER GUN CONTROL. AT TIMES LIKE THIS, WE LOOK TO OUR LEADERS FOR GUIDANCE, INSTEAD, WE’LL HEAR FROM DONALD TRUMP. WHO HAS CALLED A SECOND BIPARTISAN SYMPOSIUM, WHERE HE WILL READ A PREPARED STATEMENT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>>TONIGHT I AM HERE TO BRING YOU A MESSAGE OF HEALING AND A SHOW OF UNITY, ALONG WITH MIKE PENCE AND SENATOR DIANNE FEINSTEIN. LAST WEEK I MET WITH…