• Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Dat Boi – @midnight with Chris Hardwick
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    Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Dat Boi – @midnight with Chris Hardwick

    Nowadays, having Internet access is just as important as things like education and free speech. After all, it’s how most of us apply for jobs, do our jobs, tweet things that cause us to lose our jobs. That is why the United Nations Human Rights Council has passed a non-binding resolution condemning countries that disrupt citizens’ Internet access. So now it’s considered a basic human right to say stuff like this. “Y’all know that Atlanta spelled backyards is Atlanta.” (laughter) Mm… I think there are other things that Jay do not got besides that juice. -Uh… -FLEMING: No juice. MANDYAM: Chris, he does not speak for all Jays, all right?…

  • Ignoring Your Brother’s Calls from Prison – Kiry Shabazz – Bill Burr Presents: The Ringers
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    Ignoring Your Brother’s Calls from Prison – Kiry Shabazz – Bill Burr Presents: The Ringers

    – My brother’s in prison. (laughing) he just got a cellphone, which was good at first, but now he calls home too much. Its to the point where we started ignoring his calls. And now he’s getting hostile and angry about it. He tried to text me the other day, he was like hey bro I called you, I was like yeah man my bad I was busy. He’s like “doing what?” I was like, “nigga enjoying my freedom?” like what do you mean? (laughing) I went outside to run my fingers through blades of grass. Picked a few daffodils. I helped a baby bird back in it’s nest okay,…

  • Key & Peele – Dad’s Hollywood Secret
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    Key & Peele – Dad’s Hollywood Secret

    – HELLO, EVERYONE. I’M JOSEPH CARMICHAEL. OTIS IS–WAS MY FATHER. BUT WE ARE NOT HERE TODAY TO MOURN HIS DEATH, BUT TO CELEBRATE HIS LIFE. WE KNEW OTIS AS A TEACHER, A COMMUNITY LEADER, A ROLE MODEL, A HUSBAND, AND A FATHER. NOW, I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE NICE TO SHARE SOMETHING ABOUT HIM Y’ALL MAY NOT HAVE KNOWN. WHEN MY FATHER WAS YOUNGER, HE WAS AN ACTOR IN HOLLYWOOD. GOING THROUGH MY DAD’S THINGS, I FOUND THIS REEL OF HIS WORK AS AN ACTOR. I HAVEN’T SEEN IT YET, BUT I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUN TO WATCH, HERE WITH ALL OF YOU TODAY. THANK YOU. – [gasps] WHERE…

  • Civil Rights Under Trump | Patriot Act with Hasan Minhaj | Netflix
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    Civil Rights Under Trump | Patriot Act with Hasan Minhaj | Netflix

    These days,  the president gets so much attention, it kind of makes you feel bad for his team because you know what? They’re working really hard. We have a wonderful group of people. We have a great cabinet. There are those people that say this is one of the best cabinets  this country has ever had. I happen to agree. I do agree. If they’re so great, we should give them more attention. Forget Voldemort. Let’s talk about the Death Eaters surrounding him, because behind the scenes, they’re the ones  quietly getting scary shit done. And the best example of this  is civil rights. From the moment Trump took office,…

  • Drunk History – Dolley Madison Protects America’s National Treasures
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    Drunk History – Dolley Madison Protects America’s National Treasures

    SO WHEN BRITAIN–WHEN THEY ARRIVED ON THE SHORES, THIS BRITISH GUYS SHOW UP, AND THEY’RE LIKE, AWESOME. LIKE, NO ONE’S HERE. SO WE’LL JUST DROP ANCHOR AND START TRASHING THE PLACE. WHILE DOLLEY AND JAMES WERE IN THE WHITE HOUSE, THEY GET WORD THAT HOLY [bleep], THESE GUYS HAVE LANDED, AND THEY’RE HEADING THIS WAY. SO JAMES MADISON’S LIKE, YOU KNOW WHAT? I’M GONNA GET ON A HORSE, AND I’M GONNA GO THERE, AND I’M GONNA BE LIKE, GUESS WHAT? KNOCK, KNOCK. PRESIDENT’S HERE. AND SHE’S LIKE, OKAY, SEE YOU FOR DINNER. JAMES LEAVES. SHE STAYS IN THE WHITE HOUSE WHILE EVERYBODY ELSE IN WASHINGTON IS KIND OF BEING PUSSIES…

  • Frank Liotti | Confederate Fag | Listen Now
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    Frank Liotti | Confederate Fag | Listen Now

    Like, I had to write a word problem for my niece… My niece had to do math homework. Dick and Jane, and peaches and apples, you know what I’m talking about. I thought it would be cute to use my adult biography… to help my niece Alexandra with her math homework. Frank had 4 funerals in 5 years and bought 3 suits. If he started at a 42 regular, and gained 13 pounds after each tragedy. What size tarp did Frank wear to the last service?

  • The Nightly Show – South Carolina Legislators  Discuss Taking Down the Confederate Flag
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    The Nightly Show – South Carolina Legislators Discuss Taking Down the Confederate Flag

    ♪♪ >>MY ESTEEMED COLLEAGUES, GENTLEMEN AND LADIES — (LAUGHTER) ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. THIS IS AN INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT ISSUE WHICH HAS COME TO OUR ATTENTION, THE CONFEDERATE FLAG. NOW, GENTLEMEN, I KNOW IT’S A BIT DIFFICULT, DUE WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT — BUT WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT WHEN WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT THE ACTUAL TAKING OF IT DOWN.>>I HAVE NOTES HERE AND WE SHOULD DEFINITELY TALK ABOUT TALKING ABOUT TAKING DOWN THE FLAG.>>THAT’S RIGHT. WHAT WE NEED TO DISCUSS TODAY IS WHEN IS A BETTER TIME FOR US TO HAVE SAID DISCUSSION.>>A FINE SUGGESTION. GUYS, GUYS, HOW ABOUT WE’RE ALL HERE RIGHT NOW. WHY DON’T WE JUST…

  • Chappelle’s Show – Tyrone Biggum’s Crack Intervention
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    Chappelle’s Show – Tyrone Biggum’s Crack Intervention

    REMEMBER WE’RE NOT HERE TO JUDGE ANYBODY. WE WANT TO HANDLE THIS WITH LOVE, RIGHT ? YOU WANT TO TELL HIM HOW HIS DRUG ABUSE HAS HURT YOU, AND HE HURT HIMSELF, OKAY ? HAROLD, WHAT TIME DID YOU TELL HIM TO BE HERE ? 5:00, BUT HE’S ALWAYS LATE. NO, HE’LL BE HERE… IN THREE, TWO, ONE… IS THIS THE 5:00 FREE CRACK GIVEAWAY ? ♪ HE’S BEEN AWAY FOR A WHILE BUT HE’S BACK AROUND ♪ Y’ALL TELL ANYBODY, I’LL KILL YA ! I’LL KILL YA ! ♪ THE KOOKIEST CRACKHEAD IN THE TOWN ♪ PEANUT BUTTER AND CRACK SANDWICH. ♪ HE KICKED HIS HABIT BACK IN THE…

  • The Nightly Show – Pape Pope vs. The Confederate Flag
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    The Nightly Show – Pape Pope vs. The Confederate Flag

    (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) >>IF HE WERE SPEAKING TO SOMEONE WHO WANTED TO RAISE THE CONFEDERATE FLAG, HE WOULD PROBABLY START OFF BY SAYING SOMETHING TO THE EFFECT OF, YOU ARE SOME FUNNY, FUNNY PEOPLE. FOR YOU IT’S ALWAYS SUMMERTIME AND THE LIVIN’ IS EASY. YOUR MAMA’S RICH AND YOUR MAMA’S GOT LOOKIN’. YOU’RE A CONFEDERATE, A PROUD SOUTHERN WHITE BOY. YOUR BIBLE IN YOUR HAND AND A SHOTGUN IN YOUR PICKUP TRUCK. A SOUTHERN WHITE BOY, WITH THE SHAME OF SLAVERY RUNNIN’ THROUGH YOUR VEINS. YOU ARE A BIGOT. I AM A BLACK MAN. I HAVE WORKED AND SCRAPED FOR EVERY INCH OF DIRT I WALK ON. YOU CRIED YOURSELF…

  • Confederate Statues: Some See Culture, Some See Racism: The Daily Show
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    Confederate Statues: Some See Culture, Some See Racism: The Daily Show

    It feels like there’s no right answer when it comes to the statues. Do you have a solution to this Confederate statue thing? Oh, yeah, man. The solution, Trevor: How about we get rid of racism? (cheering, applause) (audience clapping rhythmically) -(cheering) -Yeah. That’s it, we just get rid of it. We just did it. (laughter) That was very brave of you. -But seriously, um… -It’s gone. what’s the solution here, like, a real solution? ‘Cause here’s the thing, right? People defending the statues say that this is about Southern culture and heritage. Come on, man. You already know what that’s about. Anybody… anytime somebody says something, it’s “culture” or…