Time Travel Heroes Stop Hitler
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Time Travel Heroes Stop Hitler


♪♪>>[COUGHING] I DID IT! I TRAVELLED BACK IN TIME! GOT TO FIND HITLER AND STOP WORLD WAR II. [WARP SOUNDS] >>IT WORKED! I TRAVELLED BACK IN TIME TO- GREAT SCOTT! WHO ARE YOU? ACCORDING TO MY RESEARCH THERE WAS NO ONE IN THIS ROOM IN 1938.>>I’M HERE TO STOP HITLER FROM THE FUTURE.>>SO AM I. YOU HAVEN’T SEEN HIM HAVE YOU? I BROUGHT WITH ME CHLOROFORM AND SOCK FULL OF NICKELS.>>WHAT YEAR ARE YOU FROM?>>1985, AND YOU?>>2015.>>GREAT SCOTT! THEN I’VE ALREADY FAILED. [WARP SOUNDS] >>GREETINGS, DUDES! I AM BILL S. PRESTON ESQUIRE.>>AND I, AM TED THEODORE LOGAN AND WE ARE HERE TO STOP WORLD WAR II. [ELECTRIC GUITAR MUSIC] >>IS IT WEIRD TO ANYONE ELSE THAN NONE OF US ARE TRYING TO STOP WORLD WAR I? IT’S NOT LIKE THAT WAS A PICNIC.>>WE ORIGINALLY TRIED TO STOP HITLER’S PARENTS FROM MEETING, BUT WE’RE THE REASON THEY MET IN THE FIRST PLACE. TOTAL BUMMER.>>TIME TRAVEL IS CONFUSING. [ELECTRIC GUITAR MUSIC] >>GREAT SCOTT! HISTORY IS BEING WRITTEN BY TWO MADMEN IN A PHONE BOOTH. [WARP SOUNDS] MAKE THAT THREE.>>YOU HERE TO STOP HITLER, GET IN LINE PAL.>>NO. WELL, MAYBE LATER. I JUST CAME TO DELIVER THESE.>>WHAT’S THIS?>>I’M SUING FOR COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT.>>BOGUS.>>I’M SORRY. SO SORRY, EXCEPT I’M NOT. ALLONS-Y!>>NOW WE NEED TO COME UP WITH A PLAN. HITLER IS GOING TO BE THROUGH THAT DOOR AT ANY MOMENT. [WARP SOUNDS] >>TOO MANY TURNS.>>WHOA. HITLER’S A LOT SHORTER THAN I THOUGHT.>>BUT SURPRISINGLY CURVACEOUS.>>I DON’T THINK I CAN DO THIS.>>NOW WE CAN STAND HERE IDLY BY WHEN YOU HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY.>>AVADA KEDAVRA.>>[GRUNTS] ♪♪>>SOMEBODY ALREADY KILLED HIM, SO…>>I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU DID THAT.>>OH, COME ON, HE WAS BASICALLY THE MUGGLE VOLDEMORT.>>DID ANYONE ELSE FOLLOW THAT SENTENCE?>>WELL, I GUESS WE BETTER BAIL.>>COULD I GET A LIFT? THIS THING ONLY WORKS IN REVERSE.>>FOR A BODACIOUS BABE LIKE YOU->>EXCELLENT! [ELECTRIC GUITAR MUSIC] >>WELL, I’M GOING TO GO TO 1995 AND INVEST IN SOMETHING CALLED GOOGLE OR WAS IT AMERICA ONLINE? WELL, I’M SURE THEY’LL END UP EQUALLY SUCCESSFUL, SO… WAIT A MINUTE! IF YOU’RE FROM 2015, WHERE’S YOUR HOVER BOARD?>>YEAH, WHERE IS IT? GET IT TOGETHER EARTH!>>THANKS FOR WATCHING. BE SURE TO SUBSCRIBE AND CHECK OUT OUR OTHER FANTASTIC VIDEOS. AND SPREAD THE WORD, WE WANT HOVER BOARDS. I CAN’T BELIEVE THEY’RE NOT HERE BY NOW. THANKS OBAMA. MOMMY! OBAMA. YOU KNOW IF MICHELLE WAS IN CHARGE, WE’D HAVE HOVER BOARDS. JUST SAYING.

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