Tucker Carlson’s ‘Final Exam’: Baier vs. Hemingway
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Tucker Carlson’s ‘Final Exam’: Baier vs. Hemingway


>>Tucker: TIME NOW FOR FINAL EXAM WHERE WE PIT TWO NEWS PROFESSIONALS AGAINST ONE ANOTHER TO SEE WHICH OF THEM HAS BEEN PAYING CLOSER ATTENTION. HEAVY HITTERS THIS WEEK. A FOX MAIN STAY AGAINST ONE OF HIS FREQUENT GUESTS BRET BAIER ONE OF THE BEST INFORMED NEWS ANCHOR IN WASHINGTON HOSTS “SPECIAL REPORT.” MOLLIE HEMMING WAY. MASTER SENIOR EDITOR AT THE FEDERALIST. TODAY THEY MAKE TODAY’S CONTESTANTS, WELCOME.>>Bret: THANK YOU. DO YOU KNOW HOW NERVOUS WE ARE COLLECTIVELY?>>NOT GOOD.>>Tucker: I’M NOT GOING TO TELL WHO I GET ON. YOU KNOW THE RULES. I WILL REPEAT THEM. I ASK THE QUESTIONS. FIRST ONE BUZZ IN ANSWER. FINISH UNTIL I ASK THE QUESTION BEFORE YOU DO THAT EVERY RIGHT QUESTION ONE POINT. GET ONE WRONG LOSE A POINT. BEST OF FIVE WINS. READY?>>Bret: READY.>>Tucker: FERGIE, THE SINGER UPSET A LOT OF PEOPLE JAZZY RENDITION BEING GENEROUS, AT WHICH GAME DID THAT PERFORMANCE TAKE PLACE? BRET BAIER.>>FERGIE SANG AT THE BASKETBALL GAME.>>Tucker: ALMOST THERE.>>AT THE BASKETBALL GAME NOW.>>Tucker: WE ARE GOING TO ROLL THE TAPE.>>I THOUGHT YOU NEEDED SPECIFIC GAME.>>Tucker: I’M NOT THE JUDGE.>>I HAD A GOOD ANSWER.>>Tucker: GET MORE SPECIFIC?>>NO, NO. LET’S JUST ROLL THE TAPE.>>Tucker: LET’S ROLL THE TAPE. BASKETBALL GAME.>>GOOD THING IS EVERYONE STOOD IF HE BASKETBALL GAME NBA ALL STAR GAME. SOME COULDN’T STAND WHAT THEY WERE HEARING. ♪ O SAY DOES THAT STAR SPANGLED STANGLED STARGLED STAR-SED STAR-SPANGLED BANNER YET WAVE.>>Tucker: SOUNDS LIKE A SOBER JANICE JOPLIN.>>Bret: I MEANT ALL STAR.>>Tucker: I’M GOING TO ASK THEM NOW IS BASKETBALL GAME ADEQUATE?>>NO. [BUZZER] BRIAN.>>Bret: I GET A MINUS? MOLLY: THAT SEEMS UNFAIR.>>Tucker: APPLE IS MOVING ITS EMPLOYEES INTO A 5 BILLION-DOLLAR SHAYSSHIP LIKE CAMPUS BUT THE GLASS WALLS ARE CAUSING A PAINFUL PROBLEM FOR ITS WORKERS. WHAT IS THAT PROBLEM? MOLLIE HEMINGWAY?>>THIS BREAKS MY STRATEGY. YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO ANSWER IF YOU DON’T KNOW THE ANSWER. I’M JUST GOING TO GO WITH GLARE.>>Tucker: GLARE, IS IT GLARE?>>THE NUMBER OF EMPLOYEES WALKING INTO THE CURVED GLASS WALLS THERE HAS GOTTEN SO BAD EMERGENCY SERVICES HAD TO BE CALLED. WORKERS ARE SAYING HEY, WE ARE GOING TO PUT STICKY NOTES ON SOME OF THESE GLASS WALLS AND DOORS SO PEOPLE DON’T WALK INTO THEM. APPARENTLY REPORTEDLY THEIR BOSSES TOOK THE STICKY NOTES OFF BECAUSE IT RUINED THE DESIGN AND THE LOOK OF THE BUILDING.>>Bret: SO THEY ARE LIKE BIRDS?>>Tucker: THEY ARE LIKE YOUR CAT, YEAH. THEY RUN RIGHT INTO IT. [BUZZER] FIRST TIME IN THE 35 YEAR HISTORY OF THIS SHOW OR THREE MONTHS, HOWEVER LONG IT’S BEEN, WE HAVE A TIE OF NEGATIVE ONE TO NEGATIVE ONE.>>I WANT TO SEE HOW LOW WE CAN GO.>>Tucker: ALL YOUR FEARS ARE TRUE. MONSTER IN THE CLOSET. AFTER A 20-YEAR DROUGHT WHICH WOMEN’S OLYMPIC TEAM BROUGHT HOME THE GOLD TODAY AFTER A POST MATCH AGAINST CANADA?>>CANNED?>>MOLLIE HELPING WAY YOU BUZZED EARLY.>>U.S. WOMEN’S HOCKEY TEAM AGAINST CANADA. [CHEERS]>>GOLD MEDAL WINNING HOCKEY PLAYERS ARE IN THE HOUSE. HI, YOU GUYS. DO YOU KNOW WHAT’S BETTER THAN A GOLD MEDAL? 23 GOLD MEDALS.>>Tucker: SO THE GOOD NEWS IS YOU ARE WINNING. BAD NEWS YOU ARE AT ZERO ANYWAY.>>IT’S ALL RELATIVE.>>Tucker: ABSOLUTELY RIGHT. YOU DON’T HAVE TO BE THE FASTEST. YOU CAN’T BE THE SLOWEST. WHICH HOLLYWOOD ACTRESS ANNOUNCED THIS WEEK SHE WILL BE GIVING UP HER ACTING FOR A YEAR TO FOCUS ON FIXING OUR DEMOCRACY? BRET BAIER?>>JENNIFER LAWRENCE.>>Tucker: NOT AWARE OF HER AS AN ACTRESS BUT WE WILL SEE IF YOU ARE CORRECT. JENNIFER LAWRENCE IS THE ANSWER. ROLL THE TAPE, PLEASE.>>SHE HAS A BIG NEW MOVIE COMING OUT AT THE BOX OFFICE BUT JENNIFER LAWRENCE WON’T BE ACTING ANYMORE FOR A WHILE BECAUSE SHE HAS DECIDED TO BECOME A FULL-TIME ACTIVIST.>>STATE-BY-STATE LAWS THAT CAN HELP PREVENT CORRUPTION, FIX OUR DEMOCRACY.>>Tucker: SO NOW THAT SHE IS NO LONGER GOING TO BE DOING MOVIES WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ON THE WEEKENDS, BRIAN?>>I DON’T KNOW.>>Tucker: I’M NOT GOOD AT MATH SO I DON’T KNOW WHERE WE ARE. THIS IS THE FINAL QUESTION. ARE YOU READY? IT GOES FAST ON THIS SHOW. JAWS DROPPED AS THE LONDON FASHION WEEK AFTER A VERY IMPORTANT PERSON, A FAMOUS ONE SENT TO VOGUE EDITOR ALSO IMPORTANT AND FAMOUS. PEOPLE ARE UPSET WITH HER FOR NOT TAKING OFF HER SUNGLASSES OR EVEN CALLING HER DISRESPECTFUL. WHO IS THE HEAD OF STATE WHO SAT NEXT TO HER? MOLLIE HEMINGWAY?>>WHAT’S THE QUEEN?>>Tucker: QUEEN OF.>>ELIZABETH.>>Tucker: QUEEN ELIZABETH?>>YES.>>Tucker: IS IT QUEEN ELIZABETH.>>QUEEN ELIZABETH NEVER WAIVERRED IN FASHION SENSE. MAKING FASHION WEEKDAY BUOY ON TUESDAY SITTING NEXT TO THE GRAND DAM OF ALL THINGS STYLISH. BRITISH DESIGNER RICHARD QUINN’S RUNWAY SHOW.>>Tucker: YOU ARE RIGHT. JUDGES JUST SAID IF IT WEREN’T FOR THAT TECHNICAL ERROR WE MIGHT HAVE A TIE RIGHT NOW. WE WOULD BE IN TIE BREAKING TERRITORY AND YOU HAVE TO GUESS THE CAPITAL OF

14 Comments

  • me j

    The Parkland kids r single handily bringing down the nra and the gop! 3 rental car agencies drop the nra endorsement and the largest bank loaning to small businesses, drops the nra credit card…YES * YES * YES * FAILURE IS NEAR!

    THE GOP IS FINISHED IN NOVEMNBER…#DRAINTHEGOPSWAMP

  • Nikhilesh Surve

    3:27 Canaadaa 😂. That's one of the pronunciations for the language of Karnataka which is Kannada whose pronunciation by foreigners is often confused with Canada because of the spelling.

  • Oliver D

    the judges are stupid. if she had not made the mistake, she would have gotten the point rather than baier so she would have won 1 – 0. it would not have been a tie.

  • jason turner

    How nice it will be when the Truth comes out even if it is only 40%
    The masses can’t handle the full truth but the ones that know will see the justice that is coming to be somewhat adequate to the crimes committed if justice is executed with like kind with the crimes committed.
    This should be swift and immediate. This will bring backlash as the like kind would be the harshest punishment known, but well justified. A world justice system without deterrents is not a justice system that is affective as a deterrent. Let freedom and justice ring from every resonating soul, And justice be served.

    For the ones that know the depth of the evil that comes from these evil ones; god bless, ignorance is bliss and we have lost that… however knowledge is power and with this comes action and change and thank god change.

    You will know them by their Deeds

  • Crissy S

    Why is Final Exam a segment on Fox. It's so embarrassingly stupid that I have to turn the channel. This PR effort to appear warm and fuzzy really insults the intelligence of your audience. Are you really lacking for news that you resort to game-show tactics? If I needed comic relief I'd watch CNN. Please stick to what works which is your Awesome Reporting of the NEWS!!!

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