Vete a la Versh – T3, E1: Balance Universal
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Vete a la Versh – T3, E1: Balance Universal


Universal Balance (Whistling) Wait- What the hell? WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?! DUDE! WHAT DID YOU DO?! DUDE!! THE CAR IS ON FIRE!! DUDE! THE CAR IS ON FIRE!! GODDAMNIT! WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?! I DIDN’T DO ANYTHING, ASSHOLE! WHAT DID YOU DO?! WHAT?! WHAT DID YOU DO- MOVE ASIDE! THE CAR MIGHT BLOW UP! SHOULD I THROW WATER ON IT!? MOVE ASIDE, DAMMIT!! WHERE’S THE HOSE!? DON’T THROW WATER! MOVE ASIDE!! HERE IS THE FUCKING HOSE!! I can’t believe this… I know what happened! What? It’s your mom’s bitchass getting horny on the motor! Shut your mouth, asshole! SHOULD I THROW WATER ON IT!? I SAID NO!! SHOULD I THROW WATER!? SHOULD I THROW- I’M GOING TO THROW WATER ON IT! CALL THE FIREMEN!! ARE YOU NOT GOING TO THROW WATER ON IT!? I’M EATING YOU BITCH! GODDAMMIT! THE CAR IS ON FIRE, IDIOT! THE ONLY THING BURNING IS YOUR ANUS, FOR ALL THE TIMES YOU’VE BEEN FUCKED YOU BITCH! DO SOMETHING!! GODDAMNIT!! YOU SPREAD YOUR LEGS AND THIS SHIT HAPPENS! DO SOMETHING!! I CAN’T DO ANYTHING, BITCH! YOU ARE A HUGE SLUT! I CANNOT CONTROL YOUR HUNGER FOR DICK! DO SOMETHING ABOUT THE CAR!! OH! IMMA THROW WATER ON IT! -GODDAMN! THE FUCKING CAR!!!
-OH, SHIT!! THE CAR IS FUCKED, IT IS FUCKED!! THAT’S WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING A SLUT!! HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT RELATE TO THIS!? DUDE! YOU DESTROY THE UNIVERSAL BALANCE WITH YOUR PROMISCUITY! SO CARS START BLOWING UP! SO THE CAR’S GOING TO EXPLODE BECAUSE OF YOUR BALLS!? NO! BECAUSE OF YOUR ASS!! WOHOOOO!!!!! I’m sorry, sir. But your insurance does not cover damages because of your excessive promiscuity. Obviously, you are a HUGE bitch. GOD FUCKING DAMNIT!!!

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